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FakeNoose

(32,568 posts)
Wed Jul 14, 2021, 08:35 PM Jul 2021

Newser: Naked Woman Found Stuck Between 2 Buildings

(link) https://www.newser.com/story/308556/firefighters-free-naked-woman-stuck-between-buildings.html


(caption) Firefighters cut a hole in the wall of the auto shop to rescue the woman.
(Orange County Fire Authority)

(NEWSER) – Firefighters in California say that after a "cautious and technical" operation, a woman was rescued from a tiny gap between two buildings. The naked woman had somehow become stuck in the space between two businesses in Santa Ana, Fox 11 reports. Max Benett, the owner of Tim's Auto Repair and Smog, says the space is less than 10 inches wide. "It's big enough for a cat, or maybe a dog, but definitely not a human," he tells the Orange County Register. Firefighters cut through the concrete wall of his business to rescue the woman, who was freed Tuesday afternoon, more than two hours after her cries for help were heard.

Firefighters say workers in the auto shop heard her pleading for help, but because of noise in the business, it took almost 30 minutes for them to find out where the cries were coming from. "The biggest challenge was cutting close enough to actually get her out without pulling her through this tight little space but then also not [letting] any part of that wall come down on her and injure her," says Capt. Thanh Nguyen of the Orange County Fire Authority, per NBC Los Angeles. "She was just right inside here. She was scrunched in there sideways." He says the woman, who was alert and conscious during the rescue, was taken to an area hospital for evaluation. Details on how or why she got stuck haven't yet been revealed.


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Newser: Naked Woman Found Stuck Between 2 Buildings (Original Post) FakeNoose Jul 2021 OP
Ummmmm... Nevilledog Jul 2021 #1
Fifteen or twenty naked women could fit between my house and the one next door! struggle4progress Jul 2021 #2
Whenever I get naked and stand between two buildings..... A HERETIC I AM Jul 2021 #4
I always take out my hearing aids first. YMMV struggle4progress Jul 2021 #7
Well....I didn't say I MIND the yelling. A HERETIC I AM Jul 2021 #13
I can think of some other parts that might hurt more... lindysalsagal Jul 2021 #14
Nobody likes their boobies scraped on cinderblocks... A HERETIC I AM Jul 2021 #17
A person's body can be compacted BigmanPigman Jul 2021 #3
Being swallowed by a python is cheating. A HERETIC I AM Jul 2021 #5
Try a wood chipper Effete Snob Jul 2021 #6
😐 underpants Jul 2021 #8
you have to drag the pieces through milk, flour, and more milk/flour, then getagrip_already Jul 2021 #9
Buffalo Bill had a low tech method for sliding out from a tight space ... marble falls Jul 2021 #10
From "Silence of the Lambs" FakeNoose Jul 2021 #11
I looked up that business in Google Maps. Buckeye_Democrat Jul 2021 #12
Ahhhh. The old DU is baaaaaack...! lindysalsagal Jul 2021 #15
I dunno... grumpyduck Jul 2021 #16
all in all... Takket Jul 2021 #18
maybe she needed clothes (naked after all) but doesn't understand what The Gap is... Takket Jul 2021 #19
The photo doesn't quite do the story justice. Gaugamela Jul 2021 #20
The Naked City Kid Berwyn Jul 2021 #21
I'm glad she got out alive. littlemissmartypants Jul 2021 #22

struggle4progress

(118,223 posts)
2. Fifteen or twenty naked women could fit between my house and the one next door!
Wed Jul 14, 2021, 08:40 PM
Jul 2021

So I'm feeling optimistic about life right now!

A HERETIC I AM

(24,360 posts)
17. Nobody likes their boobies scraped on cinderblocks...
Wed Jul 14, 2021, 10:21 PM
Jul 2021

Or pressed against them, unless it’s safe, sane and consensual.



BigmanPigman

(51,565 posts)
3. A person's body can be compacted
Wed Jul 14, 2021, 08:41 PM
Jul 2021

into a very small space. I have seen humans being pulled out of a python and was amazed how compressed their bones become.

 

Effete Snob

(8,387 posts)
6. Try a wood chipper
Wed Jul 14, 2021, 08:46 PM
Jul 2021

You can put a person in a five gallon bucket and have room left over for some oyster crackers.

getagrip_already

(14,616 posts)
9. you have to drag the pieces through milk, flour, and more milk/flour, then
Wed Jul 14, 2021, 08:54 PM
Jul 2021

Fry in their own fat....

Oh, wait, where am I?

Never mind. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Buckeye_Democrat

(14,852 posts)
12. I looked up that business in Google Maps.
Wed Jul 14, 2021, 09:04 PM
Jul 2021

The only area that seems to have a gap between buildings is behind the white-painted auto shop, where a blue-painted window tinting business is located.

Magnified pic from street view:

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