Fri Jul 16, 2021, 10:29 AM

The body in the box

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A man has a newsstand selling newspapers and magazines. Every day a gentleman walks up and buys the daily paper, looks at the front page and throws in the trash can. Finally after this goes on for a long time the man ask "why he buys it and throws it away".
The gentleman responds "for the obits".
Looking puzzled he says "but obituaries are in the back."
The gentleman calls back "this one will be on the front page."

I'm waiting for the body in the box picture too, could be soon.

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6 replies	Author	Time	Post
The body in the box (Original post)	scarytomcat	Jul 2021	OP
I don't want him to die.	CrackityJones75	Jul 2021	#1
he will never be punished	scarytomcat	Jul 2021	#2
Although I tend to agree, why should that be true?	Duppers	Jul 2021	#3
yes we don't lock up Presidents.	scarytomcat	Jul 2021	#4
That'd make a mockery of Teddy Roosevelt's...	Duppers	Jul 2021	#5
I gotta tell ya,	Maru Kitteh	Jul 2021	#6

Response to scarytomcat (Original post)

Fri Jul 16, 2021, 11:04 AM

CrackityJones75 (2,156 posts)

1. I don't want him to die.

I want him to suffer the justice he deserves. For as ling as possible.

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Fri Jul 16, 2021, 11:27 AM

scarytomcat (1,706 posts)

2. he will never be punished

pay fines maybe
loose his corporation possibly
jail never

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Response to scarytomcat (Reply #2)

Fri Jul 16, 2021, 08:14 PM

Duppers (24,442 posts)

3. Although I tend to agree, why should that be true?

Simply because jailing him would tarnish the office of the Presidency?

That happened the day that turd walked into the Oval Office.

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Response to Duppers (Reply #3)

Fri Jul 16, 2021, 11:06 PM

scarytomcat (1,706 posts)

4. yes we don't lock up Presidents.

We would never do it. We need to make sure we don't elect crazy people. All the symptoms were there before the election and still republicQns pushed him through with the help of another crazy person from russia. They knew he was not capable of doing the job and did it anyway. Now that same craziness is destroying their party. We really need two functioning parties to have a two party democracy.

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Sat Jul 17, 2021, 12:35 AM

Duppers (24,442 posts)

5. That'd make a mockery of Teddy Roosevelt's...

statement....

It would then seem that keeping the presidency "unblemished," which it's not been, is more important than applying our laws. Sadly. Our presidents aren't infallible kings.

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Response to CrackityJones75 (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 17, 2021, 12:58 AM

Maru Kitteh (25,824 posts)

6. I gotta tell ya,

I'm okay either way, just as long as there's some suffering involved.

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