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Fri Jul 16, 2021, 10:29 AM

The body in the box

Last edited Fri Jul 16, 2021, 11:24 AM - Edit history (1)

A man has a newsstand selling newspapers and magazines. Every day a gentleman walks up and buys the daily paper, looks at the front page and throws in the trash can. Finally after this goes on for a long time the man ask "why he buys it and throws it away".
The gentleman responds "for the obits".
Looking puzzled he says "but obituaries are in the back."
The gentleman calls back "this one will be on the front page."

I'm waiting for the body in the box picture too, could be soon.

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scarytomcat Jul 2021 OP
CrackityJones75 Jul 2021 #1
scarytomcat Jul 2021 #2
Duppers Jul 2021 #3
scarytomcat Jul 2021 #4
Duppers Jul 2021 #5
Maru Kitteh Jul 2021 #6

Response to scarytomcat (Original post)

Fri Jul 16, 2021, 11:04 AM

1. I don't want him to die.

I want him to suffer the justice he deserves. For as ling as possible.

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Response to CrackityJones75 (Reply #1)

Fri Jul 16, 2021, 11:27 AM

2. he will never be punished

pay fines maybe
loose his corporation possibly
jail never

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Response to scarytomcat (Reply #2)

Fri Jul 16, 2021, 08:14 PM

3. Although I tend to agree, why should that be true?

Simply because jailing him would tarnish the office of the Presidency?

That happened the day that turd walked into the Oval Office.

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Response to Duppers (Reply #3)

Fri Jul 16, 2021, 11:06 PM

4. yes we don't lock up Presidents.

We would never do it. We need to make sure we don't elect crazy people. All the symptoms were there before the election and still republicQns pushed him through with the help of another crazy person from russia. They knew he was not capable of doing the job and did it anyway. Now that same craziness is destroying their party. We really need two functioning parties to have a two party democracy.

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Response to scarytomcat (Reply #4)

Sat Jul 17, 2021, 12:35 AM

5. That'd make a mockery of Teddy Roosevelt's...

statement....


It would then seem that keeping the presidency "unblemished," which it's not been, is more important than applying our laws. Sadly. Our presidents aren't infallible kings.

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Response to CrackityJones75 (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 17, 2021, 12:58 AM

6. I gotta tell ya,

I'm okay either way, just as long as there's some suffering involved.


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