"And now it turns out the corona virus is a GOOD thing!" Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!

[skip fox]

Tucker Carlson is saying: "At first the data suggested that the Delta Variant was relatively benign, sending less people to the hospital and the ICU, but now we're coming to realize that if people catch this variant they will actually end up better and the society will reach herd immunity faster. . . . Those people fully vaccinated will be will not only have 'buyer's remorse,' but will be forever left behind and be exposed as anti-American!"



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Above CAPTION based on this spud's performance last night downplaying the illness for the virus (totally unaware of the lag-time for hospitalizations and deaths).

[Atticus]

1. Our problem in a nutshell: people who listen to Tucker are permitted to venture outside their homes

without minders and vote.

[HUAJIAO]

2. What happened in this guy's childhood to make him like this.

And he is not alone, by any means...

[-misanthroptimist]

3. Logic isn't Tucker's strong suit.

Then again, he has no strong suit. All of his stuff is off-the-rack stupidity.

[dreamland]

4. He is just like TFG.

He comes from money, he wants prestige, nevermind how; staying in the public eye is what he craves, whether he sensationalize stories or twist facts. Can you see why he's such a big supporter for that TFG.

[skip fox]

5. Warning: CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to capture our subjects' deviousness, stupidity, dishonesty, cupidity, twisted rage, etc., for satirical purposes (like SNL).

So Tucker didn't say this, but he would have, perhaps, if he thought he could get away with it.

[skip fox]

6. T.C. continues:

"And tonight, on national television, the highest -rated nighttime single-male-commentator news show on cable by the way, I'm planning on burning my CDC vaccination card for all the world to see. . . . Right after this." (He giggles then adds quickly before the commercial comes up), "You know it's really fun making history. It really is!" (He giggles again before 'a kinder, gentler laxative' commercial comes up.)