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Fri Aug 6, 2021, 08:33 AM

Spoof of flight attendant who taped anti-mask passenger to his seat is SPECTACULAR!!

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Reply Spoof of flight attendant who taped anti-mask passenger to his seat is SPECTACULAR!! (Original post)
True Dough Aug 2021 OP
BeerBarrelPolka Aug 2021 #1
Siwsan Aug 2021 #5
SledDriver Aug 2021 #18
wnylib Aug 2021 #21
BlancheSplanchnik Aug 2021 #55
TheBlackAdder Aug 2021 #51
MineralMan Aug 2021 #2
TheBlackAdder Aug 2021 #60
MineralMan Aug 2021 #61
PatSeg Aug 2021 #3
PJMcK Aug 2021 #4
SheilaAnn Aug 2021 #6
Ligyron Aug 2021 #57
Butterflylady Aug 2021 #7
malaise Aug 2021 #8
ananda Aug 2021 #9
yonder Aug 2021 #42
usaf-vet Aug 2021 #10
wnylib Aug 2021 #22
ad121rome Aug 2021 #11
Haggard Celine Aug 2021 #12
IronLionZion Aug 2021 #13
orangecrush Aug 2021 #14
Swede Aug 2021 #15
flying_wahini Aug 2021 #16
Fix The Stupid Aug 2021 #17
beemerphill Aug 2021 #19
True Dough Aug 2021 #20
Liberal In Texas Aug 2021 #24
Niagara Aug 2021 #32
True Dough Aug 2021 #37
Niagara Aug 2021 #38
dalton99a Aug 2021 #23
LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2021 #25
Aviation Pro Aug 2021 #26
Handler Aug 2021 #27
Skittles Aug 2021 #54
marble falls Aug 2021 #28
Brother Buzz Aug 2021 #29
chwaliszewski Aug 2021 #30
peggysue2 Aug 2021 #31
forgotmylogin Aug 2021 #33
calimary Aug 2021 #40
yardwork Aug 2021 #46
CousinIT Aug 2021 #34
RussBLib Aug 2021 #35
LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2021 #36
Generic Other Aug 2021 #39
Roc2020 Aug 2021 #41
BootinUp Aug 2021 #43
Champp Aug 2021 #44
Faux pas Aug 2021 #45
jmowreader Aug 2021 #47
SunSeeker Aug 2021 #48
Hekate Aug 2021 #50
SunSeeker Aug 2021 #53
Hekate Aug 2021 #49
Cha Aug 2021 #52
Upthevibe Aug 2021 #56
True Dough Aug 2021 #58
KY_EnviroGuy Aug 2021 #59

Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 08:35 AM

1. Uhmmm

No. That's not the flight attendant I believe.

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Response to BeerBarrelPolka (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 08:41 AM

5. It's not. But it's still hilarious

Because you KNOW that might be close to the scenario that runs through their heads.

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Response to BeerBarrelPolka (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:09 AM

18. He has a YouTube channel where he puts himself in news clips

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Response to SledDriver (Reply #18)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:17 AM

21. A NY Daily news article says that

Rivera was a passenger on that flight. They might have got that wrong.

It also says that the difficult passenger was arrested when the flight reached Miami. The flight attendants were, as required by regulations, removed from flight duty while the incident is being investigated.

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Response to SledDriver (Reply #18)

Sat Aug 7, 2021, 05:58 AM

55. Oh I'm definitely subscribing to his channel! Thanks!!

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Response to BeerBarrelPolka (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 11:20 PM

51. We're about to mu-mu-mu-mu-mumify his ass up! 🤣

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 08:35 AM

2. Love that guy!

Tell it!

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Response to MineralMan (Reply #2)

Sat Aug 7, 2021, 10:36 AM

60. My sister was a Flight Attendant for American back in the 70s. I sent her this, check out her reply.

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"When I flew for American Airlines, this behavior wasn't tolerated. Even if you whispered a threat or joked about a bomb or potential harm to the flight, it's crew or passengers, let alone acted out, you were immediately dealt with and ushered off the plane at the point of destination by federal agents. Just a joke could land a passenger in a locked bathroom until the plane landed. The lack of civility on today's flights is astounding to me. Being a flight attendant is grueling work and they deserve better than this. It's time that federal marshals board every flight and not just random flights so that the flight crew can do their jobs and not be held responsible for whatever action they take in order to subdue an aggressive and belligerent passenger."

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Reply #60)

Sat Aug 7, 2021, 11:03 AM

61. We should return to that level of intolerance of bad passenger behavior.

No excuses. No ranting. Sit down, shut up, and do what the flight attendants tell you to do. Period.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 08:37 AM

3. Oh my, I LOVE this guy!

Yes, truly a great storyteller.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 08:40 AM

4. Righteous! (n/t)

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 08:44 AM

6. Awesome, could listen to him all day. n/t

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Response to SheilaAnn (Reply #6)

Sat Aug 7, 2021, 07:11 AM

57. Ditto! Nt

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 08:51 AM

7. That was so cool.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 08:55 AM

8. ROFL

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:01 AM

9. He mmmmummified his ass!

Yeah buddy!

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Response to ananda (Reply #9)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 01:35 PM

42. Great line, eh? I'm still laughing.

"...then he tried touching my titties, but I don't go that way" was another good one.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:01 AM

10. Has anyone heard what happen to the mummmmmified the a$$hole since landing?

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Response to usaf-vet (Reply #10)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:17 AM

22. See my #21.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:01 AM

11. Pre flight test

Maybe the next advance in boarding a flight should be blowing into a breathalyzer until the door opens at the gate. One at a time please.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:04 AM

12. Alfredo has a future in comedy!

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:04 AM

13. It's a comedian but still very excellent

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:04 AM

14. ....











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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:06 AM

15. What beauty.

This dude was fantastic.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:07 AM

16. Someone give this guy a raise!

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:07 AM

17. This guy is straight-up awesome.



I could listen to him all day.

For all that is holy, get this man a TV show.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:11 AM

19. Right On !!!

This flight attendant does have a way with words!

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Response to beemerphill (Reply #19)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:13 AM

20. Turns out he wasn't the flight attendant but a comedian who plays off of real life events

I didn't know the difference, but this fellow is a real talent and I'll watch his clips from now on anyway.

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Response to True Dough (Reply #20)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:32 AM

24. Yeah, he is pretty damn funny! n/t

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Response to True Dough (Reply #20)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 10:23 AM

32. Hi True Dough





Only a suggestion here, perhaps change the title to from "flight attendant" to "comedian parodies" or something similar.





Love the skit!!!



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Response to Niagara (Reply #32)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 10:57 AM

37. Done!

Didn't intend to misled. Best to make it clear in the title. Thanks for the suggestion, Niagara.

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Response to True Dough (Reply #37)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 11:19 AM

38. Excellent!







I'm still laughing over this video.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:23 AM

23. Kick

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:36 AM

25. Lock this passenger up and put him on no fly list

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:42 AM

26. During every safety briefing the following is clearly stated (14 CFR 121.571)

"Federal Aviation Regulations require passenger compliance with the lighted passenger information signs, posted placards, areas designated for safety purposes as no smoking areas, and crewmember instructions with regard to these items."


Therefore, when a cabin crew attendant tells you to mask the fuck up, you mask the fuck up.

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Response to Aviation Pro (Reply #26)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:47 AM

27. 😂

Well done, well done.

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Response to Aviation Pro (Reply #26)

Sat Aug 7, 2021, 01:15 AM

54. I don't understand why these meltdowns on planes aren't treated way more severely

they disrupt travel, ruin everyone's flight, and they're a pain in the ass - the airlines are sick of these people and so are the passengers - it really needs to be a felony

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:47 AM

28. "Don't make me bring the duct tape out!" I don't care if it was fake, it was funny.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 09:55 AM

29. Best foley duck tape, EVER!

Dude has my respect

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 10:06 AM

30. FTW!

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 10:20 AM

31. O.M.G.

Best narration of the week. Or maybe year. Too funny.

But these crude, aggressive passengers are not funny. Anyone who behaves like this should be put on a no-fly list. Just like a terrorist.

That may change their tune. Or not. But at least they won't be endangering other passengers and staff.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 10:28 AM

33. "Four shots of Everclear alcohol and REGRET!"

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Response to forgotmylogin (Reply #33)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 11:59 AM

40. That's a good one! Quite a story-teller, that dude.

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Response to forgotmylogin (Reply #33)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 05:07 PM

46. Loved it!

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 10:33 AM

34. They still should NOT have suspended him. AND they should pitch this to some major networks

The guy needs his own comedy show. Benefit: the air line could get rid of him that way because he'd have a better job than working for their asses.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 10:33 AM

35. Yea, Alfredo!!!

We need more straight talk like this.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 10:41 AM

36. Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 11:41 AM

39. "My parents are worth 2 million"

but the embarrassment he caused them was "priceless."

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 12:37 PM

41. oh my!

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 01:45 PM

43. "Don't duct tape me bro!" Lol

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 01:47 PM

44. LOL

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 03:41 PM

45. Kicketty Kickin'

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 07:16 PM

47. "If you push us too far, you're gonna have to attend this ass-whoopin'."

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 10:10 PM

48. "He smelled like a pack of Marlboros, 4 shots of Everclear alcohol, and rrrrregret."

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Response to SunSeeker (Reply #48)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 10:54 PM

50. Sorry, SunSeeker, I posted the same before seeing yours! This guy is hilarious.

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Response to Hekate (Reply #50)

Sat Aug 7, 2021, 01:04 AM

53. Everyone is quoting that! It's trending on Twitter, LOL.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 10:52 PM

49. "He smelled like a pack of Marlboros, 4 shots of Ever Clear, & regret"



Alfredo Rivera is a natural!


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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Fri Aug 6, 2021, 11:36 PM

52. I love the way Rivera puts it

in perspective! ROFL!

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 7, 2021, 07:09 AM

56. True Dough.....

So great! Thanks for posting.

I'll check this guy out on YouTube.

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Response to Upthevibe (Reply #56)

Sat Aug 7, 2021, 08:30 AM

58. He's a tremendous talent, a real entertainer

Hopefully his following grows with this latest burst of interest. I can't imagine how it wouldn't.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 7, 2021, 09:38 AM

59. Duct tape may now become a standard fixture on domestic and international flights.

Can also see duct taping procedures added to flight attendant and pilot training procedures.

Experienced HVAC guys will be in high demand as instructors for the airlines.


KY...........

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