DeSantis Threatens To Cut Hospital Funding If Surgeons Keep Wearing Masks

[Soph0571]

You have to feel sorry for all the satirists out there these days. Prediction or parody, that is the question!

[abqtommy]

1. Behind every parody is a reality. And behind every reality there's a parody. It's the gift that

just keeps on giving.

[TheBlackAdder]

29. 🎶 Up, Up and Away 🎵 My Beautiful 🎵 My Beautiful Disease! 🎶

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[malaise]

2. Get thee to the greatest page

RFN!

[piddyprints]

3. Seriously...

If I don’t see that it’s from the Onion, it would be hard to tell with these dipshits.

I feel sorry for the satirists too. The most outrageous sounding satire still has the possibility of being reality.

[Pepsidog]

17. I read stuff so ridiculous then have to ask myself is this true. The schools don't have to tell

parents about positive covid tests. I read that to my wife and then said no that can’t be true but apparently it is true. The theatre of the absurd.

[Wounded Bear]

4. Had to open this one just to make sure it was satire...

getting harder to tell these days.

[sakabatou]

18. Same.

[Sogo]

26. Ditto that.

[Scalded Nun]

5. Had to be sure. Too real of a headline.

[sarge43]

6. Jeebus Onion, don't give him any ideas.

[KS Toronado]

7. The Onion probably just gave DeathSantis

his next big idea to lower health care costs.
Those masks are expensive.

[SergeStorms]

8. I knew it had to be Borowitz or the Onion.

And since Borowitz had one released yesterday, the Onion it is ! Its crazy that you get to recognize the originators of these merely from the titles.

As always, they're so close to the truth some people cant tell if it's fact or fiction. That's the sign of good satire. Or really stupid politicians.

[crickets]

32. +1

[PatSeg]

9. Poor DeSantis is sure getting a lot of attention

this week. Some stupidity just keeps reverberating for a long time.

[IronLionZion]

10. This asshole probably did cut hospital funding

for lots of pandemic era stuff like telemedicine and PPE/ventilators to pretend that COVID is over.

[NCjack]

11. The Onon snagged me. I believe that Idiot-Gov Who is that stupid.

[Celerity]

12. before I clicked I knew it was satire (and likely The Onion), BUT that prick DeathSantis IS crazy

enough to actually do something like this.

Down the shitter Floriduh plummets.

[Escurumbele]

13. I just sent it to a bunch of people I know, just to see how many don't recognize its satire

People believe whatever they read without checking, most of those are repubs.

[liberal N proud]

14. My god, once again satire sounds way too likely

[MasonDreams]

15. Hook, Line, & Sinker I bought it.

I was looking for context. Surgeons were wearing masks where? On a CDC public service announcement? Facebook? In front of their hospitals? At the "governors" office?

A beautiful illustration of redneck's celebrated ignorance. trumpesque defiance of sanity, and "just because I can". trumpian hogwash, look at me, I'm such a badass, I'll cut your funding!
The Onion makes me laugh 😂 until I cry!

[ShazamIam]

16. lol, theonion manages to satarize DeSantis.

[Chainfire]

19. That kind of spoof isn't funny to this Floridian.

As a State, our politics have fallen down the rabbit hole where nothing is ever as it seems.

[Soph0571]

31. As a family we have property in Florida

I boycotted while trump was President and now I have to boycott cause DeSantis and the death cult. Would love to get over for a couple of weeks, but the idiots you live beside have made that impossible, so I really do feel your pain.

[seta1950]

20. I know

It could easily be prediction

[George II]

21. You scared me there for a second. I didn't think he was THAT insane.

[Upthevibe]

22. Effing idiot....

I'm sick of all of our lives being effected because of these pieces of sh**......

[ananda]

23. At first I thought it was real.

Sheesh

[AngryOldDem]

24. Remember the days when you just KNEW it was The Onion?

[twodogsbarking]

25. Sunscreen is now illegal in Florida.

Really.

[East-A-Squared]

27. It is parody. Hard to tell with these Reich wingers.

[dalton99a]

28. Masks Are Evil. Ban Them All

[LetMyPeopleVote]

30. I love good satire