Taliban leader personally thanks Donald Trump for getting him out of prison and making his dream...

...of an Afghanistan caliphate a reality (Satire)

Taliban leader Abdul Ghani Baradar has personally thanked former President Donald Trump for freeing him from a Pakistani jail in 2018 and allowing his dream of a Taliban-run Afghanistan to become a reality.
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“President Obama killed Osama Bin Laden, so to find our leader Abdul Ghani Baradar and 5,000 of our foot soldiers freed from prison at the behest of Donald Trump was a lovely change of tone by the Americans.”

Abdul Ghani Baradar himself said in an address to the Afghan people, “Let us be clear, without Donald Trump and his generous assistance I am not stood here on the verge of becoming Afghanistan’s new Taliban leader.

“In fact, without Donald Trump I would still be rotting in a Pakistani jail, but thankfully he told them to let me go so I could regroup and wait to take over the country – and for that, he will always have the thanks of grateful religious fundamentalists everywhere.

[link:https://newsthump.com/2021/08/16/taliban-leader-personally-thanks-donald-trump-for-getting-him-out-of-prison-and-making-his-dream-of-an-afghanistan-caliphate-a-reality/|]
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Once one of the worlds most wanted men, responsible for the deaths of 260 UK soldiers, freed from jail by Trump - and now the new 'President' of Afghanistan. Trump deserves all of the credit for the horrors Baradar is about to unleash as the death cult takes firm control of all the levers of power again. After all we have seen this Taliban rodeo before, and it all of the horrors x 1,000,000's.

It is true what they say, all the best satire comes from a place of truth.

Heh.

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Taliban leader personally thanks Donald Trump for getting him out of prison and making his dream... (Original post)	Soph0571	Aug 2021	OP
There were no trials? Why? Arrested in 2018.	jimfields33	Aug 2021	#1
Satire	Fullduplexxx	Aug 2021	#2
Be careful folks,	gab13by13	Aug 2021	#3
To my knowledge he never said them	Soph0571	Aug 2021	#6
S A T I R E	FreepFryer	Aug 2021	#4
This is trolling and he's good at it.	JoanofArgh	Aug 2021	#5
Just like Nelson Mandela or Mohandas Gandhi	IronLionZion	Aug 2021	#7
"You're totally welcome." - Disgraced Republican casino hustler	Champp	Aug 2021	#8

Response to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Aug 18, 2021, 06:52 AM

jimfields33 (12,413 posts)

1. There were no trials? Why? Arrested in 2018.

I feel the same about Gitmo. Some in Gitmo were released due to no trial.

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Wed Aug 18, 2021, 07:49 AM

Fullduplexxx (6,816 posts)

2. Satire

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Wed Aug 18, 2021, 07:54 AM

gab13by13 (15,583 posts)

3. Be careful folks,

although this is perfectly factual it is satire, so I must assume that Baradar never made those comments publicly. If he did I would certainly post this on my local right wing web site.

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Wed Aug 18, 2021, 08:00 AM

Soph0571 (9,685 posts)