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Sat Aug 28, 2021, 10:29 AM

Rudy claims to function better than 90% of the population

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 10:32 AM

1. Which just goes to show that he's 90% more @#$ed in the head than he likes to admit. nt

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 10:33 AM

2. As his breath knocks out the people around him.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 10:35 AM

3. Another half truth

He functions better MENTALLY than 90%off the population OF THE GRAVEYARD ON THE EAST SIDE OF TOWN. There, that fills in the missing words

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Response to Jerry2144 (Reply #3)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 10:36 AM

5. Ha ha!

Well played.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 10:36 AM

4. Was he standing in a cemetary when he said that? Context and the local population are everything.

How low can he go? I guess I could have "gone farther" in life had I abandoned all morals, decency and integrity and sold every dingbat idea that some fringe group would buy into and I could have monetized.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 10:38 AM

6. Population of what? Shithouse rats?

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 10:46 AM

7. Actually, it is the alcoholism talking

Constantly buzzed, tipsy, high, knockered, plastered, drunk...
...the labels matter not!

The alcoholic brain doesn't think clearly and has an exaggerated sense of competence.

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Response to sanatanadharma (Reply #7)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 11:02 AM

11. That's just it

His alcohol-soaked brain thinks it's brilliant, and when it doesn't, hey, have some more scotch - brilliant again!

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 10:47 AM

8. 90% of the population may be quite a hyperbole, but 90% of Republicans? Totally believable!

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 10:56 AM

9. The notion of a "high functioning alcohol dependency" is mostly a myth.

Yes, some people can drink more than others. But it is mostly a function of size/weight. If a person claims not to be an alcoholic because they can "function well" while drinking a lot of alcohol it probably means they are an alcoholic. Denial is one of the symptoms of alcoholism. Besides, Rudy is not high functioning when he is stone cold sober, let alone when he is drunk.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 10:59 AM

10. I think he means the population of slugwarts.

But then, 90% of slugwarts probably function
better than Rudy.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 11:02 AM

12. If the claim was better than 40%, it might be due at least some consideration.

That wouldn't require overestimating any of them.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 11:04 AM

13. I'd latch on to the alcohol story if I was him. If he's not a drunk, then he is a total ass.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 11:07 AM

14. The pregnant pause after "functioning" tells the story.

Dude damn near told the truth!

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 11:10 AM

15. 38%

Maybe.

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Response to True Dough (Original post)

Sat Aug 28, 2021, 11:41 AM

16. For an old drunk, he's doing OK. Better than many, probably. Of course, the standard's not high.

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