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kairos12

(12,851 posts) Wed Sep 15, 2021, 03:08 PM Sep 2021

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Post by United Humanists:

Unmask our kids.

No more car seats.

Bring back lead paint.

Bike helmets are mind control.

Bring back secondary smoke.

Seatbelts are repression.

Amber Alerts are drone surveillance--I added that one.

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Read today. (Original Post) kairos12 Sep 2021 OP

good snark markie Sep 2021 #1

Smoke detectors control what you eat. Baked Potato Sep 2021 #2

I'm going with: cilla4progress Sep 2021 #3

Get them kids back in the factories! And rurallib Sep 2021 #4

markie

(22,756 posts)

1. good snark

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Wed Sep 15, 2021, 03:10 PM

Sep 2021

Baked Potato

(7,733 posts)

2. Smoke detectors control what you eat.

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Wed Sep 15, 2021, 03:14 PM

Sep 2021

Condoms cause internal combustion and cloudy vision.

cilla4progress

(24,725 posts)

3. I'm going with:

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Wed Sep 15, 2021, 03:32 PM

Sep 2021

Take a dump on your lawn.

rurallib

(62,406 posts)

4. Get them kids back in the factories! And

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Wed Sep 15, 2021, 05:11 PM

Sep 2021

let the little darlings smoke cigarettes like the good old days.

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