Biden Thanks Arizona G.O.P. for Letting Him Relive Greatest Victory of His Life
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an extraordinary expression of gratitude to his political foes, President Biden thanked the Arizona G.O.P. for allowing him to relive the most glorious victory of his life.
Speaking from the White House, Biden said, “The election was almost a year ago, and the memory of that amazing achievement had really started to fade. Thanks to the Arizona Republicans, all those wonderful memories have begun flooding back.”
The President added that he was indebted to the Arizona G.O.P. for “giving me a lift when I needed it most.”
“Let me tell you, this job is a killer, Jack,” he said. “Some days can get very, very dark. But thanks to the Arizona Republicans there’s a smile on my face and a skip in my step again.”
Biden noted that Pennsylvania Republicans, following in the footsteps of their Arizona brethren, are about to let him relive his greatest win yet again. “All I can say is, thanks, man,” he said. “You guys are the best!”
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TFG kind of had to though. It was hard to tell what he was doing sometimes. I had to be reminded. 
Many of us mailed our ballots and it was enough to win the election for Joe!
so is living in a blue county or marking Biden on your ballot. That's why they only want to count in person votes from red counties and toss the rest. 
And send the Slobfather into another rage!
