Look at this one. I think he should take a DNA test.

[riversedge]

He had to work hard to make this up. damn.



Replying to
@WajahatAli
Look at this one. I think he should take a DNA test.

Link to tweet

?s=20

Link to tweet

?s=20

[Demobrat]

1. I thought it was fake too, and yet

these anti-vax nuts have shown over and over that they’ll believe anything, so

I’m going with wife had an affair.

[Enter stage left]

2. This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that NOT taking the vaccine...

can cause brain damage and paranoia!

[NanceGreggs]

3. For far too many ...

... this story is as 'real' as aliens visiting the earth for the sole purpose of creating crop circles - including the one on Trump's head.

[LeftInTX]

4. Person is posting from Austria...at least they have an Austrian flag in their post

Would like to what forum this came from.

It could be a joke post

Found that the source was 4Chan, but the post has now 404

[Buckeye_Democrat]

8. Probably.

I remember reading a "Dear Abby" years ago, though, in which the gullible husband made it clear why he should have doubts about being the biological father, such as differences in appearance and his previous vasectomy. Then he wrote that it was like a "miracle", with Abby simply encouraging that belief.

[Demsrule86]

15. I lived across the street from a couple in their 40's in Georgia. He had a vasectomy and

she had her tubes tied...they were making damn sure the factory was closed. They had two kids...one was in college and the other was just out of college as I recall. Well, she got pregnant with twins...it was shocking. They were there a couple of years and then were transferred somewhere else which happened quite a bit there...very transient. She told me once that she was happy that the babies were here because once you know they are coming, you can't imagine life without them but it was a big shock. I don't believe in fate...I do believe in God but believe man has free will...but that was something. What are the odds?

[Buckeye_Democrat]

24. Yes, those kinds of things happen sometimes.

I think people are wise to "verify" things in life, though, rather than blindly accept something.

At the same time, whatever floats their boat if it's only causing harm to themselves. I might suggest verification, but I'm not going to push it if they're determined to believe whatever they WANT to believe. Again, as long as it doesn't negatively affect others.

By the way, the newspaper advice column that I saw many years ago -- in the 90's? -- could've been Ann Landers instead. I don't recall that detail anymore.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

5. Of course he should, and he certainly doesn't need to...

... be on "Maury" to do it either.

Quickly swab his own and "his" child's inner mouth cheeks, then send them to a DNA testing company.

[LakeArenal]

6. Just racist bullshit.

[TreasonousBastard]

7. Well, she had to come up with sometbing, and he was desperate...

to believe it is his.

Whatever works...

[stopdiggin]

9. racism, conspiracy AND anti-vax

I believe we hit the trifecta!

[LeftInTX]

10. I wished the vaccine caused more melanin...I could use darker skin and hair.

Gray hair is due to loss of melanin as we age.

[brush]

11. Hahahahahahahahaha. If the baby is dark at birth, It's gonna get darker.

Then what's she gonna tell him?

[appleannie1]

12. Knowing some of the anti vaxxers in my neck of the woods, it very well could be real.

Bet you didn't know that if you drink milk while you are eating fish, it will poison you. Or if you put your hands in cold water before you nurse your baby it will chill the milk and give the baby colic. It is amazing what some of these people believe. When my youngest son was around 15 he told me he felt that before kids get old enough to have babies they should be given an IQ test. If they are below a certain number, they should be sterilized before they could reproduce. I told him that was an awful thing to say. He replied "you don't know half the kids in my class".

I think it is probably satire. That is what makes satire so great and so funny. It very well could be real.

[Retrograde]

13. It is possible that the child

was darker skinned than the supposed father, and had brown eyes (I admit I don't know how the genetics of green eyes works) but, applying Ockam's razor, the most likely explanation is that the guy who wrote this is not the biological father. But he probably doesn't want to know that.

"Melanin sensitivity" - even if such a thing exists - wouldn't be genetic AFAIK

[tulipsandroses]

14. Sounds like the wife got advice from Nikki'cousin's friend

With the swollen testicles. He probably got swollen testicles from too much of a good time with other than his soon to be wife. Blame it on uhm, the vaccine did it. Not that I believe either of these stories are true

[Hortensis]

16. 100% scare propaganda. Get vaccinated, have nonwhite baby. Disgusting.

P.S, there's no woman, no husband, no baby.

[Ka-Dinh Oy]

17. Is he to stupid to realize that traits from way back on either side

of the parents genes can come up? I went to school with a guy who's entire family was white on both sides down to his great grandparents on both sides. He was black. Yes, a lighter black but black. His mother had not had an affair either. There is probably some black people in his family before his great grandparents on at least one side.

[Klaralven]

18. These days, there is no need to guess. Paternity discrepancy is probably about 1 to 3 %.

[Midnight Writer]

19. This is scare propaganda, just like swollen testicles and magnetic blood.

Message: Don't let your women-folk take the vaccine, or you will be seen as a cuck.

[LuckyCharms]

20. I think this is true.

The vaccine turned one half of my penis just a tiny tiny bit darker than the other half.

I'm talking "half" in terms of "longways". In other words, the right side of my penis instead of the base vs. the head.

Mind you, the color change was not dramatic at all. Just maybe 1/4 of a full shade darker. Just a "skosh" of a color change, just a little "jot" of movement on the color wheel.

I went and showed the people at the Benjamin Moore paint store, since they have some highly regarded color experts there. 5 out of the 9 employees who looked at it could not see any color change.

The other 4 employees agreed that the color on the right half "may" have changed "just a skosh", but I think they just said that to get me out of the store.

[lagomorph777]

22. LOL

You know, a good shake in the paint mixer would have cured that.

[lagomorph777]

21. I think he should take an IQ test.

[Liberal In Texas]

23. Could just be disinformation designed to suck in the gullible.

"It must be true, I saw it on the internet!"

The ruskies and the repubs have a vested interest in keeping this craziness going to disrupt society.

[liberal_mama]

26. No doubt many anti-vax conspiracy theorists will totally believe this

This is probably a big fear for a lot of racists too, having their wife give birth to a child with darker skin.

[Sympthsical]

25. I doubt this is real

Reminds me of the guy who was trolling the Slate advice columnist, and they never noticed.

It's actually really funny:

https://www.gawker.com/media/dear-prudie-it-was-me-all-along

[struggle4progress]

27. I heard this condition is actually caused by microchips in the ivermectin