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Once upon a time, a Democrat agreed to play chess with a trumplican.
The Democrat opened: pawn to E4.
The trumplican responded: pawn to B3.
The Democrat then moved Queen's knight to C3.
The trumpllcan then reached across the board, grabbed the Democrat's King, threw it on the floor and crushed it under his heel. He then swept the board and all remaining pieces off the table and broke his chair over the Democrat's head before snarling "CHECKMATE, CUPCAKE!".
That evening, Tucker reported "Like I've been telling you---Democrats just aren't smart enough to play chess. Is it any wonder they aren't fit to govern us?"
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