NOT THE ONION: Pro-Trump candidate suggests'get all the boats out of the water' to lower sea levels

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"I'm curious, Do you think the sea level would lower, if we just took all the boats out of the water? Just a thought, not a statement," wrote Scott Pio, who is challenging Democratic Del. David Reid in Loudoun County's District 32.

Facepalm level 9

https://www.rawstory.com/scott-pio-sea-level/

[empedocles]

1. .

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. TFG supporters are idiots

[Buns_of_Fire]

3. I think it's been estimated that it *might* lower levels by a couple of microns.

But you know what they say: A micron here, a micron there, and pretty soon we'll be talking millimeters!

[dalton99a]

4. Get rid of all the oil tankers and container ships

Use airplanes!

[BeckyDem]

5. lol We're so screwed.

How in the world, I mean really!

[Omnipresent]

6. Also, Are there too many whales?

Maybe if they weren’t a protected species, we could hunt and remove them from the sea, and lower the oceans even more!

[Dirty Socialist]

7. Loudon Kentucky?

Why am I not surprised?
See what happens when cousins marry.

[spooky3]

9. No, Loudoun County, Virginia (see article). Mostly highly

educated DC and tech commuters and their families.

[Submariner]

8. This story will go international

thanks for another colossal embarrassment trump.

[crud]

10. That's silly

Where would we put all the boats? They'd just make the dry land heavier and cause it to sink.

[relayerbob]

11. Curses. Foiled again.

[spanone]

12. tfg has the best of the best working for/with him...WHY DIDN'T BIDEN THINK OF THIS?????

they CAN'T be that stupid

[LiberatedUSA]

13. I want this fact checked a few more times.

I’m having a difficult time processing this from the absurdity of it.

The freshman GOP in the House have opened the floodgates of stupidity and filled our safety dome with rivers of overflowing shit.

[inthewind21]

14. Typical

Even their nonsense creates problems without helping the issue at hand.

[PCIntern]

15. I have to say

I have to say that these people have something wrong with their wiring but are remarkably creative in an insane way.

[BootinUp]

16. This isn't "thinking out of the box" imho.

[Vinca]

17. Plus, we could push the boats off the edge of the earth and not create waste to dispose of.