Marco Rubio sent me a letter today! He's worried about losing Florida. Have a look:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

PEGGY,

This is difficult for me to write.

I just can’t believe that there is more support for a Trump Impeachment Manager than for a strong Conservative leader.

Even after extending my Mid-Month deadline, we are still not on track to reach our goal. To be honest, we are about 3,000 donations behind our target.

My entire team is calling, texting, emailing and writing as many patriots as possible in an effort to activate 3,000 donors in the next 48 hours, but I’m afraid it won’t be enough.

PEGGY, these goals aren’t arbitrary. These are REAL goals and REAL numbers that we REALLY need to hit in order to have a shot at competing with the Democratic movement in Florida.

I’m pleading with you, even if it is $8…will you donate today? Maybe people think they need to write huge checks in order to make a difference but that’s just not true. I need people who can donate $8, $10, $12.55 or even $17 TODAY in order to reach my goal.

I know you hear from my team and me a lot, but this is critical. We are on the brink of losing Trump’s home state to someone who votes with the Socialist Squad 94% of the time. I hope you understand how deeply concerning that is.

Here is a special link my team put together for you. I hope to see your name on the donor list:

https://secure.winred.com/link-for XXXXX

With urgency,
Marco

[brooklynite]

1. Except that Democrats will run the same desperation fundraising letter

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. You're probably right! But I haven't gotten one yet, as far as I know.

[calguy]

14. I got one win my email today from James Carville

Told me unless I send money to the DNCC, the R's are going to lose Virginia.
Also got text pleas for money from Kamala and her husband.
Normal fund raising activities conducted by both parties.

[Escurumbele]

25. I don't think Democrats need to write a "desperation" letter, all they have to do is place facts

on the letter...list the criminality of the GOP, that should do it.

If you think fear and panic work, well there are a lot of factual stories to be told about what the GOP is trying to do to the USA, scare the hell out of people because THEY SHOULD BE SCARED!

[msongs]

2. he calls u peggy, did u used to date or something? hmmm nt

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. I'm sure the republicans have access to all sorts of mailing lists!

Usually I use my legal name, but not always.

I'm old enough to be Marco's mom!

[Rorey]

4. Maybe you could send them a check for 5 cents

It'll cost more to process it than it'll be worth.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. No encouragement for those bastards! n/t

[ailsagirl]

16. .....

[calimary]

23. DEFINITELY not! They'll just have your contact info, and you'll be listed as a donor.

And you'll NEVER stop hearing from him and his non-stop beg-a-thon.

[Escurumbele]

26. If the return letter is self-stamped then just send it back empty.

I doubt they are paying for the mailing though...

[Blue Owl]

5. Big Gulp can go suck it!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. WORD!

[Skittles]

9. GO VAL!

I despise him so much I have contributed to VAL; yes INDEED

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. Good for you, my dear Skittles! yes INDEED ♥

[madinmaryland]

11. Three word response.... Eat Shit Marco!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. Damn right!

[Diamond_Dog]

12. How could you even read that

Without falling down laughing! OMG how pathetic!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. I was definitely laughing at it, my dear Diamond_Dog!

It's hilarious! Even more so, since poor little Marco says he's serious!

[bucolic_frolic]

17. Be sure to mail the postage paid envelope

it inficts financial pain where it can

[monkeyman1]

18. dear Peggy , you just cost me a whole glass a wine on that !

plus , laughing so damn hard my rib's hurt ! needed that today !

[royable]

19. "I need people who can donate $8, $10, $12.55 or even $17 TODAY!" We turn down those donating $14.77

$9.48, or $7.50, and especially those donating $562.03! We don't give them a second look!

On a different note, I do look forward to the new children's animated cartoon series, the Socialist Squad.

[mountain grammy]

20. my husband, a former republican

gets that crap all the time..

Usually we respond with a donation to the republican's opponent.

[Patton French]

21. They all do it, but hilarious to see! (n/t)

[keithbvadu2]

22. Little Marco, emphasize your area of expertise; Donald's genitals.

Little Marco, emphasize your area of expertise; Donald's genitals.

[Smackdown2019]

24. One wonders

One wonders if inmates are funneling the envelopes to dopes across the nation to drop a dime on their upcoming elections.

[BobTheSubgenius]

27. I'd send a cheque.

On the amount line, write "Thoughts and Prayers."