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11 Bravo

(23,922 posts)
Thu Jan 12, 2012, 04:56 PM Jan 2012

What if Gingrich actually gets elected, but then a younger, prettier country comes along?

Does he love America so very much that he will then be compelled to cheat on us? And with who? (God! I hope it's not that hussy Lichtenstein!)

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HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
8. I hope that isn't a reference to his Botox-infected wife.
Thu Jan 12, 2012, 05:09 PM
Jan 2012

I really don't understand why women do that. It's like butt implants - excuse me?

TheCowsCameHome

(40,161 posts)
9. After seeing what he's married to, I'd bet he might run off with his right hand.
Thu Jan 12, 2012, 05:28 PM
Jan 2012

Couldn't be worse, if you ask me.

 

HangOnKids

(4,291 posts)
11. Correct Sir!
Thu Jan 12, 2012, 06:19 PM
Jan 2012

If the man isn't getting 'lil sumpin on the side, I for one seriously suspect his patriotism is flip flopping! He said it himself, he only fooled around because he loved his country too much. Hmmm Newt, what's up?

JHB

(37,130 posts)
13. Unless he's flip-flopped on what he's always lived by...
Thu Jan 12, 2012, 06:21 PM
Jan 2012

...he has Mrs. Gingrich 4 close at hand.

Yeah, that mental picture oozing across your brain after reading that is about right.

blm

(112,920 posts)
12. Haha...I recognize that joke from one of my favorite comedy writers, Michael DiGaetano.
Thu Jan 12, 2012, 06:21 PM
Jan 2012

He posted it on FB a few weeks ago.

11 Bravo

(23,922 posts)
14. I not familiar with him and I'm not on Facebook, but apparently some times even a great mind and ...
Thu Jan 12, 2012, 06:44 PM
Jan 2012

a broke-down old fart like me can arrive at the same destination!

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