Bannon Arrested for Contempt of Soap

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what congressional Republicans are calling an act of flagrant overreach by the Department of Justice, the former Donald Trump adviser Steve Bannon has been arrested for contempt of soap.

The basis for the arrest is a rarely enforced 1858 statute requiring White House employees to conform to minimal standards of hygiene during their tenure with the executive branch.

A defiant Bannon said that he would fight the federal government’s “outrageous” attempt to make him come into contact with soap and water, and declared that his avoidance of both was a life-style choice.

“You can lock me up but you can’t hose me down,” he thundered.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/bannon-arrested-for-contempt-of-soap

[lame54]

1. He and his lawyer are trying to shout their way out of this

[RKP5637]

3. Yeah, I was just watching that. Gross shouting. n/t

[RKP5637]

2. Don't get too close to him because a pimple might pop on you! He stinks physically

and mentally.

[zuul]

9. Maybe not pimples?

Lots of people are saying those are herpes blisters! "Lots of people" . . .

[RKP5637]

13. Well could be. He looks so diseased and dirty. ... gross. n/t

[Shermann]

4. When is that mugshot going to hit the presses? nt

[madamesilverspurs]

5. The guy is a piece of work.

No matter the venue, he always looks as though he was just scraped up off a back alley on Skid Row. Can't imagine that his 'aroma' does anything to allay that perception. Massive yuck.


.

[JohnSJ]

6. Also contempt of razor blades and deodorant

[Thomas Hurt]

7. Well, when most of your budget goes for booze....

[JohnSJ]

8. +++

[zuul]

11. Don't forget meth!

[zuul]

10. And suitable clothing . . .

I don't think that walking pustule owns a suit.

[jpak]

12. Just reading the OP made me LOL

OMG