Said on the Tee Vee

[Scuba]

Leno

Congratulations to Mitt Romney. He won the New Hampshire primary last night. See, this is proof that even the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire can beat the odds and run for president of the United States.

Rick Perry was philosophical about it. He said, "Last week was Iowa. Yesterday was New Hampshire. " He said at least it's giving him a chance to learn the names of all the states.



Letterman

I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure everything's all right.

[snacker]

1. On Letterman last night,

he asked how many in the audience would vote for Mitt Romney and NO ONE clapped. Thought that was funny...