Powerful Variant of Stupidity Identified in Texas

[Zorro]

TEXAS (The Borowitz Report)—What is being called a “troubling variant of stupidity” has been identified in Texas, Dr. Anthony Fauci has confirmed.

Although the powerful variant of stupidity is not new, it has recently displayed alarming virulence, the esteemed physician said.

“What’s concerning about this variant is that it appears to have developed immunity to all information,” Fauci said. “Of the many mutations of stupidity found in Texas, this one stands out.”

The immunologist urged that steps be taken to prevent this variant of stupidity from spreading. “We know that it has travelled as far as Cancun,” Fauci said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/powerful-variant-of-stupidity-identified-in-texas

[2naSalit]

1. K&R

[KS Toronado]

2. Wish he'd stayed in Cancun.

[burrowowl]

3. Mexico doesn't want him!

They have enough of being so close to the US and so far from God.

[Submariner]

4. If Ted had a real friend

his friend would say, "Ted, you need to shave that crap off your face. Ted, you don't have the follicle density necessary to have thick full beard, so instead you have this spacey, mostly hairless, partial-beard thing under the mustache that looks like mini-hair plugs."

[calimary]

5. A portrait of UGLY.

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And I’m not just talking surface. He’s ugly deep-down, through-and-through.

[Wounded Bear]

7. Beauty is skin deep, ugliness goes all the way to the bone...nt

[LastDemocratInSC]

6. Dress him up in camo and a military style cap

and I swear he would look just like Fidel. Maybe Ted's daddy had more than one reason to despise Castro.

[DFW]

8. It has traveled as far north as Washington, too.

Reports are coming in daily..........

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

9. Ted Cruz- the Senate's answer to Frank Burns.

Gutless, slimy and incompetent.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

10. Some fear it may mutate into totally brain-dead.....

although we can rest assured the GOP would elect them too. They just want a stupid warm body to warm all seats of power.

Right-wing think tanks will take care of all their thinking...