Mon Nov 29, 2021, 03:36 PM
Zorro (14,371 posts)
Powerful Variant of Stupidity Identified in Texas
TEXAS (The Borowitz Report)—What is being called a “troubling variant of stupidity” has been identified in Texas, Dr. Anthony Fauci has confirmed. Although the powerful variant of stupidity is not new, it has recently displayed alarming virulence, the esteemed physician said. “What’s concerning about this variant is that it appears to have developed immunity to all information,” Fauci said. “Of the many mutations of stupidity found in Texas, this one stands out.” The immunologist urged that steps be taken to prevent this variant of stupidity from spreading. “We know that it has travelled as far as Cancun,” Fauci said. https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/powerful-variant-of-stupidity-identified-in-texas
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Author | Time | Post |
 Powerful Variant of Stupidity Identified in Texas (Original post) |
Zorro | Nov 2021 | OP |
| 2naSalit | Nov 2021 | #1 | |
| KS Toronado | Nov 2021 | #2 | |
| burrowowl | Nov 2021 | #3 | |
| Submariner | Nov 2021 | #4 | |
| calimary | Nov 2021 | #5 | |
| Wounded Bear | Nov 2021 | #7 | |
| LastDemocratInSC | Nov 2021 | #6 | |
| DFW | Nov 2021 | #8 | |
| Prof. Toru Tanaka | Nov 2021 | #9 | |
| KY_EnviroGuy | Nov 2021 | #10 |
Response to Zorro (Original post)
Mon Nov 29, 2021, 03:41 PM
KS Toronado (7,443 posts)
2. Wish he'd stayed in Cancun.
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Response to KS Toronado (Reply #2)
Mon Nov 29, 2021, 04:59 PM
burrowowl (15,757 posts)
3. Mexico doesn't want him!
Response to Zorro (Original post)
Mon Nov 29, 2021, 05:01 PM
Submariner (11,908 posts)
4. If Ted had a real friend
Response to Zorro (Original post)
Mon Nov 29, 2021, 05:23 PM
calimary (68,330 posts)
5. A portrait of UGLY.
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Response to calimary (Reply #5)
Mon Nov 29, 2021, 05:42 PM
Wounded Bear (50,216 posts)
7. Beauty is skin deep, ugliness goes all the way to the bone...nt
Response to Zorro (Original post)
Mon Nov 29, 2021, 05:41 PM
LastDemocratInSC (2,662 posts)
6. Dress him up in camo and a military style cap
Response to Zorro (Original post)
Mon Nov 29, 2021, 05:46 PM
DFW (47,128 posts)
8. It has traveled as far north as Washington, too.
Response to Zorro (Original post)
Mon Nov 29, 2021, 06:22 PM
9. Ted Cruz- the Senate's answer to Frank Burns.
Response to Zorro (Original post)
Mon Nov 29, 2021, 06:27 PM
KY_EnviroGuy (13,675 posts)
10. Some fear it may mutate into totally brain-dead.....
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although we can rest assured the GOP would elect them too. They just want a stupid warm body to warm all seats of power.
Right-wing think tanks will take care of all their thinking...  |
