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Mon Nov 29, 2021, 03:36 PM

Powerful Variant of Stupidity Identified in Texas



TEXAS (The Borowitz Report)—What is being called a “troubling variant of stupidity” has been identified in Texas, Dr. Anthony Fauci has confirmed.

Although the powerful variant of stupidity is not new, it has recently displayed alarming virulence, the esteemed physician said.

“What’s concerning about this variant is that it appears to have developed immunity to all information,” Fauci said. “Of the many mutations of stupidity found in Texas, this one stands out.”

The immunologist urged that steps be taken to prevent this variant of stupidity from spreading. “We know that it has travelled as far as Cancun,” Fauci said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/powerful-variant-of-stupidity-identified-in-texas

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Zorro Nov 2021 OP
2naSalit Nov 2021 #1
KS Toronado Nov 2021 #2
burrowowl Nov 2021 #3
Submariner Nov 2021 #4
calimary Nov 2021 #5
Wounded Bear Nov 2021 #7
LastDemocratInSC Nov 2021 #6
DFW Nov 2021 #8
Prof. Toru Tanaka Nov 2021 #9
KY_EnviroGuy Nov 2021 #10

Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Nov 29, 2021, 03:39 PM

1. K&R

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Nov 29, 2021, 03:41 PM

2. Wish he'd stayed in Cancun.

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Response to KS Toronado (Reply #2)

Mon Nov 29, 2021, 04:59 PM

3. Mexico doesn't want him!

They have enough of being so close to the US and so far from God.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Nov 29, 2021, 05:01 PM

4. If Ted had a real friend

his friend would say, "Ted, you need to shave that crap off your face. Ted, you don't have the follicle density necessary to have thick full beard, so instead you have this spacey, mostly hairless, partial-beard thing under the mustache that looks like mini-hair plugs."

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Nov 29, 2021, 05:23 PM

5. A portrait of UGLY.

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And I’m not just talking surface. He’s ugly deep-down, through-and-through.

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Response to calimary (Reply #5)

Mon Nov 29, 2021, 05:42 PM

7. Beauty is skin deep, ugliness goes all the way to the bone...nt

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Nov 29, 2021, 05:41 PM

6. Dress him up in camo and a military style cap

and I swear he would look just like Fidel. Maybe Ted's daddy had more than one reason to despise Castro.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Nov 29, 2021, 05:46 PM

8. It has traveled as far north as Washington, too.

Reports are coming in daily..........

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Nov 29, 2021, 06:22 PM

9. Ted Cruz- the Senate's answer to Frank Burns.



Gutless, slimy and incompetent.

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Mon Nov 29, 2021, 06:27 PM

10. Some fear it may mutate into totally brain-dead.....

although we can rest assured the GOP would elect them too. They just want a stupid warm body to warm all seats of power.

Right-wing think tanks will take care of all their thinking...

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