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Mon Nov 29, 2021, 03:36 PM Nov 2021

Powerful Variant of Stupidity Identified in Texas

TEXAS (The Borowitz Report)—What is being called a “troubling variant of stupidity” has been identified in Texas, Dr. Anthony Fauci has confirmed.

Although the powerful variant of stupidity is not new, it has recently displayed alarming virulence, the esteemed physician said.

“What’s concerning about this variant is that it appears to have developed immunity to all information,” Fauci said. “Of the many mutations of stupidity found in Texas, this one stands out.”

The immunologist urged that steps be taken to prevent this variant of stupidity from spreading. “We know that it has travelled as far as Cancun,” Fauci said.

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Powerful Variant of Stupidity Identified in Texas (Original Post) Zorro Nov 2021 OP
K&R 2naSalit Nov 2021 #1
Wish he'd stayed in Cancun. KS Toronado Nov 2021 #2
Mexico doesn't want him! burrowowl Nov 2021 #3
If Ted had a real friend Submariner Nov 2021 #4
A portrait of UGLY. calimary Nov 2021 #5
Beauty is skin deep, ugliness goes all the way to the bone...nt Wounded Bear Nov 2021 #7
Dress him up in camo and a military style cap LastDemocratInSC Nov 2021 #6
It has traveled as far north as Washington, too. DFW Nov 2021 #8
Ted Cruz- the Senate's answer to Frank Burns. Prof. Toru Tanaka Nov 2021 #9
Some fear it may mutate into totally brain-dead..... KY_EnviroGuy Nov 2021 #10


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4. If Ted had a real friend
Mon Nov 29, 2021, 05:01 PM
Nov 2021

his friend would say, "Ted, you need to shave that crap off your face. Ted, you don't have the follicle density necessary to have thick full beard, so instead you have this spacey, mostly hairless, partial-beard thing under the mustache that looks like mini-hair plugs."


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5. A portrait of UGLY.
Mon Nov 29, 2021, 05:23 PM
Nov 2021

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And I’m not just talking surface. He’s ugly deep-down, through-and-through.


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6. Dress him up in camo and a military style cap
Mon Nov 29, 2021, 05:41 PM
Nov 2021

and I swear he would look just like Fidel. Maybe Ted's daddy had more than one reason to despise Castro.


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10. Some fear it may mutate into totally brain-dead.....
Mon Nov 29, 2021, 06:27 PM
Nov 2021

although we can rest assured the GOP would elect them too. They just want a stupid warm body to warm all seats of power.

Right-wing think tanks will take care of all their thinking...

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