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xocet

(3,871 posts)
Tue Oct 23, 2012, 12:03 AM Oct 2012

The Debate Abbreviated and Approximated .... EPIC ROMNEY FAIL / EPIC OBAMA WIN

While Mitt Romney was "playing battleship" "all over the map" with his "horses and bayonets", he received a "call from the 1980's and they requested their foreign policy back." Angered, Romney "prematurely tightened his sanctions" against Iran and "started a trade war" with China. However, strangely enough, Romney then simultaneously "defended Chinese tires" and "planned to create jobs in China." Romney at this point "saw his position among other things" as untenable and decided to start "airbrushing history" by loudly declaring - "I love teachers!"

THE END...
...of the Romney campaign


All facetious comments aside, President Obama looked great in this debate: he had his usual command of the issues and decisively defeated Mitt Romney. After the debate, the Fox News propaganda collective (Kelly, Baier, Wallace, Hume, et al.) looked like it wanted to cry. It took them several outright lies and misstatements to build their courage back up.
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