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Zorro

(15,737 posts)
Fri Dec 3, 2021, 11:08 AM Dec 2021

Prison Acknowledges Security Lapse That Led To Ghislaine Maxwell Spending Night In Noose Room

NEW YORK—Officials from Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center issued a statement Thursday acknowledging a security lapse that led to Ghislaine Maxwell spending the night in the prison’s noose room.

“As a high-risk prisoner, Ghislaine Maxwell should never have been allowed in the noose room for more than two hours unaccompanied at a time,” said warden Heriberto Tellez, who explained that the mistake that sent the defendant to the cell full of dozens of nooses dangling from the ceiling was the result of a clerical error.

“We apologize for the oversight and promise it won’t happen again. And beyond that, the fact that water started rushing into the noose room and filled the space to the ceiling is very regrettable.”

At press time, officials confirmed that they had rectified their mistake by transferring Maxwell to the fire room.

https://www.theonion.com/prison-acknowledges-security-lapse-that-led-to-ghislain-1848147121

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Prison Acknowledges Security Lapse That Led To Ghislaine Maxwell Spending Night In Noose Room (Original Post) Zorro Dec 2021 OP
yes, a 'lapse'. samsingh Dec 2021 #1
LOL I need more coffee...this really had me going for a minute. DeeNice Dec 2021 #2
Me, too... Wounded Bear Dec 2021 #6
It took a second. niyad Dec 2021 #3
Guard "regrets" leaving his service revolver...... louis-t Dec 2021 #4
I fell hook, line, and sinker berniesandersmittens Dec 2021 #5
2020 has seriously messed me up. I fell hard for that one for a second. NightWatcher Dec 2021 #7
Holy buckets. MontanaMama Dec 2021 #8
Not sure what the joke is. marble falls Dec 2021 #9
The Onion UpInArms Dec 2021 #10
The Onion is the only part I got. The joke made as much sense if "Joe Schmoe was ... marble falls Dec 2021 #12
agreed UpInArms Dec 2021 #13
Fuckin WOW !! Good to read I'm not the only one but looking at how 2 cameras and 2 guards all uponit7771 Dec 2021 #11

DeeNice

(575 posts)
2. LOL I need more coffee...this really had me going for a minute.
Fri Dec 3, 2021, 11:12 AM
Dec 2021

I was legit thinking what in the hell is a noose room and why would they have it? Oh well, looking forward to Friday night.

berniesandersmittens

(11,343 posts)
5. I fell hook, line, and sinker
Fri Dec 3, 2021, 11:25 AM
Dec 2021

I even contemplated why a modern prison would need a hanging room.

Need more coffee...

marble falls

(57,075 posts)
12. The Onion is the only part I got. The joke made as much sense if "Joe Schmoe was ...
Fri Dec 3, 2021, 12:21 PM
Dec 2021

... used instead of Maxwell's. Now replace the name with Jeff Epstein's and have the appology directed to his survivors, well now we start getting a sense of a joke.

uponit7771

(90,335 posts)
11. Fuckin WOW !! Good to read I'm not the only one but looking at how 2 cameras and 2 guards all
Fri Dec 3, 2021, 12:11 PM
Dec 2021

... weren't working at the same time during Epstein's death of course this looks probable.

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