Spokesperson for Governor Ron DeSantis:

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

[Enter stage left]

1. Dee Sand Tits...I like it.

[luv2fly]

2. "Until his nipples are poking out"

Yet one more image I can never unsee...

[Captain Zero]

6. So if we walk the beach looking for NIPPLES

poking out of the sand we will find him?

Eewwwwwwwwe

[Captain Zero]

11. Governor DeSandnipples

nt

[BlackSkimmer]

3. She's always hilarious.

Thanks for posting this.

[demmiblue]

24. Half the fun is perusing the replies.

[spooky3]

37. yes, she is. It's hard to pick a favorite, but

MAGA-teen’s rap is good.

[BigmanPigman]

4. "He lifts people up to heaven"

...in a body bag from Covid.

WTF? She sounds very professional...
Who would hire this boob?

[ProfessorGAC]

8. It's A Bit

Blaire is a comic.
She's been doing send-ups of idiot conservatives for a couple years, now.

[BigmanPigman]

29. That explains it.

[mountain grammy]

30. She's very funny..

At first I thought it was real, then cracked up.. De sand tits..

[littlemissmartypants]

27. Jimmy Kimmel, that's who. nt

[guillaumeb]

5. While listening to this idiot,

why was I reminded of Kaylee Mac-a-ninny?

[leftieNanner]

14. It's Satire

Blaire Erskine is a comic.

She has done some very funny bits over the past few years.

[flamingdem]

7. I love, love that Desantis is getting slammed

He's such a craven repub and he probably is hiding the fact that he's sick with covid.

[Skittles]

35. I am out of the loop

what did he do....or NOT do.....now

[spooky3]

38. No one seems to know where he is, for a week or so. Nt

[Skittles]

40. does anyone actually care?

I mean, they hate him and we think he is disgusting

[spooky3]

41. I think some of us are cheering for COVID in his case. Nt

[Skittles]

42. oh yeah OK

that would be a great compromise

[lastlib]

44. Has anybody checked Cancun?

Raffy probly told him where to hide.

[Deuxcents]

9. OMG

I’m speechless.

[leftieNanner]

15. Satire

Blaire Erskine is a comic.

[Deuxcents]

17. O! The laugh is on me then

I never heard of her n I thought, omg.. this just can’t be! Ty for the heads up...

[leftieNanner]

19. I was taken in the first time I saw her too

Same with Brent Terhune.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

10. I love good satire

Link to tweet

[malaise]

13. And this is very good

[Haggard Celine]

12. If he has Covid, I hope he's unvaccinated.

[SergeStorms]

33. There's no way in hell...

any of the "top tier" (I know, I know, the "top tier" couldn't reach high enough to scratch a snake's asshole) republiCONS are not vaccinated to the teeth. They just like to spread conspiracy theories among their brain-dead followers to suss out exactly how stupid they are.

Always remember, republiCON "leaders" are the quintessential hypocrites. Do as I say, not as I do.

[hollygolively]

16. Please tell me this is satire.

Please, please tell me this is not real. That it is satire.

[demmiblue]

18. It's real. Seriously. n/t

[leftieNanner]

20. Nope!

It's satire.

Blaire Erskine is a comic.

[demmiblue]

23. No, it is real.

The part about Governor DeSandtits solidified it for me.

[leftieNanner]

26. Yeah. I think that part is definitely real.

[YDogg]

22. Incorrect.

Satire.

[leftieNanner]

21. Yes, it's satire

Blaire Erskine has done some very funny stuff.

[monkeyman1]

25. missing : check TFG rectum ? probably room to loose one self ???

[littlemissmartypants]

28. As soon as I saw the word "spokesperson" I knew it was her.

She's a national treasure. Her insta is worth a follow if anyone's interested. Her day job is as a writer for Jimmy Kimmel. I love her. ❤

[demmiblue]

32. Wow, I did not know that!

Congrats to her on her new job!

[littlemissmartypants]

34. Yep, she's pretty remarkable for a variety of reasons. ❤

[rpannier]

31. Maybe... just maybe... he's hiking the Appalachian Trail

[dalton99a]

36. Good one

[George II]

39. This was on Twitter:

Link to tweet

[MontanaMama]

43. I saw this...hilarious!

Side note…Vic Sepulveda follows me on Instagram. I don’t mind it.

[Demovictory9]

45. lol