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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWhat will happen when Trump dies?
I imagine him showing up in heaven and asking St Peter if he can come through the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter locks the gates and says:" No! Why do you think we built these walls? It was to keep people like you out."
kimbutgar
(21,130 posts)Come inside son, but no walls here for you to profit off!
Gore1FL
(21,127 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,079 posts)PortTack
(32,755 posts)waddirum
(979 posts)on raised beds. Multiple varieties.
ucralum
(89 posts)Jerry2144
(2,099 posts)From all those using his headstone as a urinal
alterfurz
(2,474 posts)...and probably #2 as well!
niyad
(113,259 posts)Enter stage left
(3,395 posts)milestogo
(16,829 posts)Ocelot II
(115,674 posts)BlueTsunami2018
(3,490 posts)And Ill be having a party.
One thing Im pretty sure of and the other Im definitely sure of.
WheelWalker
(8,955 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,282 posts)BeerBarrelPolka
(1,202 posts)St. Peter will tell him Mexico paid for those walls.
hlthe2b
(102,225 posts)PortTack
(32,755 posts)BeyondGeography
(39,369 posts)The Clintons in particular.
DEbluedude
(816 posts)LMAO.
Nevilledog
(51,080 posts)no_hypocrisy
(46,080 posts)Darwin2019
(217 posts)Atticus
(15,124 posts)they just KNOW he will rise from the dead and ascend into----- the Oval Office.
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)Effete Snob
(8,387 posts)FelineOverlord
(3,574 posts)Afrocat
(2,768 posts)Starts at 4:15
badhair77
(4,216 posts)quietly celebrate. No mourning on my part. Good riddance.
Will Malania be the grieving widow with a veil? It will be interesting to see who fights for more camera coverage, Malania or the children. Theres potential for some entertaining moments.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Come on cholesterol - you have ONE JOB.
Tommy Carcetti
(43,173 posts)Pachamama
(16,887 posts)You wont be alone
Tommy Carcetti
(43,173 posts)For example, I was restrained when people like Dole or Bush Sr. died and tried to compliment whatever positive attributes they had, despite my political differences with them.
But I will absolutely celebrate the shit out of when Trump kicks the bucket.
Ditto Putin.
LeftInTX
(25,258 posts)Kinda like Dick Cheney.
Cheney is pretty much obscure now.
I won't celebrate when Cheney dies because he's already been replaced by those who are much more vile..
Demovictory9
(32,449 posts)madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)davsand
(13,421 posts)JanMichael
(24,885 posts)DenaliDemocrat
(1,475 posts)Eom
onethatcares
(16,166 posts)the collective cheer will reverberate around the world.
redwitch
(14,944 posts)Tomconroy
(7,611 posts)YP_Yooper
(291 posts)Torchlight
(3,327 posts)And sell it back to them at a 400% markup as a reminder to them just how gullible and idiotic they are.
One of the idiots will then tell me "this is the kind of stuff that makes us look bad! We're better than this!!!" and I'll give him my 'buy three get two' offer.
Gore1FL
(21,127 posts)How else could he be reinstated as president and become king of kings?
NQCowboy68
(67 posts)Zorro
(15,740 posts)Catapulted off a carrier deck into the briny deep.
Silent3
(15,204 posts)He could live to be 105, and at least half of his followers who remain alive themselves will be certain that Antifa or whatnot assassinated him, with oodles of complicated details about it pulled out of their collective asses.
spanone
(135,823 posts)Takket
(21,560 posts)myohmy2
(3,162 posts)...let me clear my throat...
...
llashram
(6,265 posts)ground for miles around when his casket is buried.
634-5789
(4,175 posts)Submariner
(12,503 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,922 posts)alittlelark
(18,890 posts)Cuz the PARTY will be ROCKIN'
PufPuf23
(8,767 posts)Seriously, one has to wonder who and from where he next standard bearer for the evil doers will arise?
Sobering, as the next time the USA might get someone far smarter, less obvious, and more hidden with greater $$$ backing.
Norbert
(6,039 posts)demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)the world will bounce up and down
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)Then there will be mad rush of new Elvis sightings at Taco Bell. All documented on social media.
The hot topic tweets will read: Elvis is STILL King!
A Hunk, a hunk of burning love hot sauce outpaces super callous, fragile, racist, sexist, dead ex-POTUS on a gold-plated toilet.
Trump, Jr., was heard to say, "Elvis sightings are a Democratic plot to deny my daddy's bigly, tremendous, existence as the number 1 ghost sighting in America".
Trump followers were seen outside of McDonald's across the nation holding seances and prayer vigils. Two filet-of-fish, a large fry, and a chocolate shake were placed on a tray in the center of the group as an offering.
Or not.
LeftInTX
(25,258 posts)"He isn't dead!!"..
The MAGATS will buy Trump statues and erect them on his lawn to prove that "He lives!"
Solly Mack
(90,762 posts)worthy causes.
A fool and his money and all that.
Frustratedlady
(16,254 posts)You think I'm kidding?
If he actually dies, they'll have to nail the lid to his coffin shut or he'll come back.