Anti-Vax Leader Urges Followers to Drink Their Own Urine to Fight COVID

[RandySF]

Anti-COVID-19 “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key has a new quarter-baked conspiracy theory for his anti-vax followers to use to cure themselves of COVID-19: Drink their own urine. “The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy. OK, and I know to a lot of you this sounds crazy, but guys, God’s given us everything we need,” Key said in a video posted over the weekend on his Telegram account after being released from jail over a trespassing charge. “This has been around for centuries,” he added. “When I tell you this, please take it with a grain of salt,” the anti-vaccine advocate warned while saying people might now think he is “cray cray.” “Now drink urine!” he continued. “This vaccine is the worst bioweapon I have ever seen,” he concluded. “I drink my own urine!” Reached for comment by The Daily Beast on Sunday night, Key doubled down on what he calls “urine therapy” and railed against “foolish” people who took the COVID-19 vaccine, which is safe and effective.





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[Aristus]

1. "Never discourage your enemies from drinking their own urine."

- Napoleon (probably).

[TheBlackAdder]

12. Is it necessary to drink my own urine?

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[OnDoutside]

2. Cmon, drink the pissaid !

[LW1977]

3. Really? Drinking urine?

His idiot followers will probably go with it. Drinking the already drunk Kool-Aid (again).

[genxlib]

4. When they end up in the hospital

It gets even easier.

Just hook up the catheter directly to the feeding tube.

[MontanaMama]

13. That made me laugh out loud...

[smirkymonkey]

16. *snort*

[ismnotwasm]

5. Haha do it

[Tatertot]

6. They will die with pearly white teeth (NT)

[Ocelot II]

7. Why not? They're already eating a lot of shit, figuratively.

The next step will be eating their own shit for real.

[randr]

8. I have been hoping for this moment

[Fresh_Start]

9. It is a shame that they didn't encourage the followers to drink other peoples urine

A communal pisspot where they drink group urine...

[Runningdawg]

10. The urine people have been around for a while.

I seem to remember Madonna (?) promoting the use of ice baths and a cup of frersh warm urine. I don't think she was the only cleb either. Not to mention some of the homopathic and survivlaists have been doing it for a century maybe more. It's seems like a pathetic attempt to justify a fetish to me.

[tanyev]

11. Bottoms up!

[cloudbase]

14. I can't help but wonder if,

in chats between these "influencers," some kind of competition between them comes up to see just who can make their followers do the stupidest stuff, with substantial amounts of money riding on the results.

"I'll bet you ten grand I can make people drink their own piss."
"Nobody's that stupid. I'll take that bet."

Maybe next it'll be a D-Con enema. It wouldn't surprise me.

[JanMichael]

15. Okay is he a double agent? Kind of like Church of Satan?

Next you know he will say barbecue your poop and eat it.

Toss in toe fungus. Smoke it. We know that's better than horse dewormer.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

17. This is definitely no time to cast asparagus.

[lindysalsagal]

18. Oh NO! They must drink each other's urine!! But maybe after it sits in a jar for a week...

[SWBTATTReg]

19. How gross. I am not surprised though, when you have rump himself refuse to exercise, due to the

body having only so much to begin with, and thus one doesn't want to use up the limited amount of exercise one is born with.

This is bad as the '1,000 ways to die stupidly' show that we see on TV, YouTube.

[Emile]

20. They're foolish enough to try it! Urinary tract infection or bad breath?