Oh my you are fucked up

[Duncanpup]

Anti vax relatives I received email , In email article forwarded by wife’s cousin in mention to us since we received vaccines my wife and our boys were doomed to have our organs now crystallized in five years.

I replied absolutely in email I said you guys need to keep stuffing ivermectin up your ass and drinking urine you fucking idiots.

Definitely my wife will get a call later from her cousin why did your husband call us fucking idiots in email he is so rude yup it’s a hobby.

[gab13by13]

1. Everyone needs a hobby.

[Roy Rolling]

77. A hobby?

Like golf, it’s a challenge to achieve the perfection of a hole-in-one—the rarity of an antivaxxer changing their mind.

It seldom happens, but taking the shot every time is oh so satisfying. 😜

And don’t let the tone police slow you down, it’s rude to not correct and challenge these assholes this late in the pandemic.

[Diamond_Dog]

2. Oh Lord that made me laugh

I mean it’s sad but oh shit how do these people even stand upright? Your response was perfect. I’m sorry you have these nutters in your family.

[Duncanpup]

4. I love them nutters diamonddog

I been fucking with them since my wife and I been married as in whitewater investigation Benghazi yup I ride em

[Hortensis]

44. Nice to hear it, Duncanpup. Bet they're going to miss you in five years.

[Duncanpup]

5. I've explained to them Reagan Iran drugs contra

They just look I said Reagan sold drugs coke to Americans to sale weapons why your saint Reagan is drug dealer that acted with a chimp to stay out of the ww 2 action

[Diamond_Dog]

9. You get the blank stare I'll bet

[lucca18]

3. Good response!

I have a nephew that believes in far out, ridiculous conspiracy things as truth.
I am beyond sad for him.
I am disgusted.

[crickets]

6. Good for you! Thank you for a great laugh, and good luck dealing with your relatives. 😄

[gratuitous]

7. I think most of us are past the point of mincing words

The loudest complainers about the Covid restrictions seem to be the very ones who are prolonging the need for them.

[Sherman A1]

8. I think you were being charitable

in your response. I would have been much less tolerant.

[TheBlackAdder]

10. I get the impression that cramming Ivermectin up their asses isn't just done for medicinal purposes.

.

I'm sure there's a pegging adapter for that sold on evangelical websites somewhere.

.

[GoneOffShore]

15. Now, be kind. No kink shaming.

[TheBlackAdder]

19. No kink shaming here. There are two types of people, those with kinks and those who lie they don't.

[GoneOffShore]

20. Well said. And totally correct.

Though I have to say that if Ivermectin is involved, that may well be beyond kink.

[panader0]

11. Hey Dunc, you got lucky to get five years.

One of my friends, an anti-vaxxer, assures me that I'll be dead in three years at least.
I had my second shot in April when he said this, so I only have 2 years and 3 months left!
Oh no!

[Duncanpup]

18. I'll see you in heaven

We’ll mark twains heaven he said he wants to go to dig heaven as dogs are gentleman my friend

[Mr. Evil]

12. So...

if the Covid vaccine has only been available for just over a year now, how do they know it will crystalize your organs in 5?

[liberalmuse]

16. They won't 'cause they'll be dead.

Ivermectin causes organ failure and if they're drinking their own piss now I can't even fathom what they'll come up with next. Licking lead paint off of walls? The cures they've come up with so far is like reading, "The Darwin Awards: Evolution in Action".

[Moostache]

25. Asbestos Enemas - do your 'research'! LOL (n/t)

[liberalmuse]

27. LOL! Sadly, nothing is off the table.

And I'm pretty sure we'll continue to be surprised and dismayed at whatever the next "cure" turns out to be.

[lagomorph777]

48. No no, you're supposed to vape the asbestos.

[progree]

53. I tried that, it didn't work (cough cough gasp cough gasp wheeze) /nt

[I_UndergroundPanther]

73. Fiberglass enemas

[Captain Zero]

21. Covid disease crystallizes lungs in around 2 weeks

In a bad case. I'll take my chances with the vaccines preventing that.

They are bullshitting about 5 year effects. Give them a coupon for Ivermectin at a farm store and tell them to go take lots of it every day for the rest of their life.

[Purrfessor]

13. The vaccine nearly killed me...

Last Friday I went out to change the oil in my wife’s car only to have my magnetized forehead attach itself to the oil pan. Not realizing I was under the car my wife got in and started for the store. She dragged me a block and a half before she heard me yelling for her to stop. That was five days ago and I still can’t lay on my back.

[KS Toronado]

26. To prevent future sickness.........

Have a fiberglass oil pan installed.

[paleotn]

37. BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

Love it!

[Notek]

50. Haha

Good thing she started the car and started driving away BEFORE you drained the oil pan. Nothing worse than having a magnet in your head, a bad back AND a seized up engine. I hate it when that happens.

[Ligyron]

75. Bwahaha!!

[liberalmuse]

14. I think a lot of people are done being civil to anti-vaxxers.

They have more than earned contempt at this point in the game.

[Initech]

17. When the anti-vaxxers start making Nazi and holocaust references...

My sympathy meter drops below zero. Really those people are too far gone to be saved at that point.

[SheltieLover]

22. Tell them the new cure is to eat shit, Dunc!

[ejbr]

70. !!

[KS Toronado]

23. I thought it was UV lights they shove their ass.

[relayerbob]

24. Wait! Now I'm confused

I thought the vaccine was supposed to turn us into lizard people?

[MineralMan]

28. I, too, have idiot relatives. However, I don't insult them.

I can't imagine that does any good at all. I just finished a Facebook Messenger exchange with my brother-in-law, in which he was complaining about side effects from his Moderna booster shot, which he got yesterday. It took me months to convince him to get vaccinated in the first place. He's the sole caregiver for my sister, who has advanced Alzheimer's.

He was buying into the whole "Covid is a hoax" nonsense from the very beginning and constantly posts stupid memes on Facebook. But, it's my sister and he's her husband and caregiver. So, I've been very carefully trying to get him to get himself and my sister vaccinated and dispel the nonsense he is getting fed from other sources.

And, I've succeeded. Now, he has finally gotten his booster and gotten my sister one, as well. He sort of trusts me for medical information, despite his scorn for my politics. I religiously avoid any form of insult when communicating with him. I don't respond to any of his political nonsense in any way. I just say what I'm doing and why I'm doing it and hope he is paying attention.

Apparently, he is and is taking precautions by getting vaccinated.

He was whining about some side effects from the booster, so I told him that I had had those, too, and that they went away within 24 hours. So they will for him, too. I have to count on him to take good care of my sister, so insulting him isn't part of my plan. What I've found is that if I just tell him what I'm doing with regard to Covid, without even asking him what he's doing, gets him to follow my lead eventually, if only to protect his wife and my sister.

It's not easy. I'm the executor of my parents' estate, too, and am finally closing out the family trust, making the final distributions of assets over the next couple of months. My brother-in-law trusts me with that and sometimes with other things. If I started insulting him, he would not be doing that.

[Duncanpup]

29. I understand yet there is no getting through to these clowns

[MineralMan]

30. Still, how does it serve any purpose to insult your relatives?

Setting an example of tolerance and calmness seems to be a better course of action, it seems to me. There's no use to following an idiot's pattern of behavior that I can see.

[Duncanpup]

39. I'm short tempered mineral man

I understand where you’re coming from I’m very mild in life yet stupid has us here in a vicious pandemic

With individual who are stupid I have patients with my children family yet we been in fight for two years with this outbreak

I am flawed yet very set in my ways

[GoneOffShore]

76. Totally understand your technique. I'm not in your position, so my default is pre-ghosts Scrooge.

“Many can’t go there; and many would rather die.”

“If they would rather die,” said Scrooge, “they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.”

[mia]

55. Well said. MineralMan.

Most of my relatives are anti-vaxers. Some of them are Democrats.

[greblach]

78. Compassion

I totally agree with your approach, and most of the time that is how I handle it, although there are times when I fly off the handle...but in general you are right and I try to operate in a similar fashion. There are also times where I regret what I say in a moment of anger (and times I don't). This pandemic couple of years has impacted the mental health of all of us, just trying to stay sane and helpful for the future...I like to keep my friends and family around (even with stark political, cultural differences)... good tome...Thanks for the refreshing positive post...

[Wounded Bear]

31. You take ivermectin anally? Damn, I've been doing it wrong...

[lagomorph777]

49. Stings like a sonofabitch up the urethra don't it?

Took me a while to learn to stick it in the proper hole.

[Wounded Bear]

60. No comment...

[malaise]

32. Love your response

Rec

[malaise]

33. Love your response

Rec

[paleotn]

34. Personally, I believe letting them know exactly where I stand...

Family that is. There's not much ambiguity there. Don't blame you a bit for letting them know just how moronic they are.

[milestogo]

35. Crystallized organs?

Well, that's a new one.

[Iris]

41. Yes. There's a social media post going around about a 35 yr old woman whose

heart "crystallized" after she received the "jab" as those folks like to call it.

There is a condition called cystine that causes crystals to grown i organs (I googled it)

But immediate death or 5 years both attributed to Covid vaccine?

[Butterflylady]

46. Read about that one. Stupidity at it's finest.

[Celerity]

58. It is a misinterpretation of crystallised cholesterol that can cause a heart attack

[Iris]

64. Yes - that's what I thought!

They get a little info and go crazy with it

[Celerity]

65. Yes.

[Joinfortmill]

36. 👍

[Aussie105]

38. Crystallized organs!

Best take this seriously, sounds like a bad thing to happen!

I guess a medical explanation for this process is yet to be described?

Waiting the hear.

Yes,

Inventive, if nothing else. Rooted in reality, it isn't.

[AdamGG]

40. It sounds like their frontal cortex crystallized years ago

[samnsara]

42. GOOD FOR YOU! I no longer speak to any of my unvaxxed trumper relatives but my hubbies

..family are all FUN, VAXXED DEMS..who love to listen to reggae and party. THEY are my family from now on


So yes, you can choose your 'relatives'....

[Ferrets are Cool]

43. Challenge him to put his money where his mouth is.

Bet him, with certification, !00K to find out in 5 years who correct. Put up or shut up.

[ShazzieB]

47. Maybe I'm too curious for my own good.

But I can't help it. I'd love to know where that "article" came from, just for laughs. The claim about "crystallized organs" is a brand new one on me.

A Google search pulled up absolutely nothing. Are these cretins creating fake articles out of thin air and sending them around to each other? Not that it would surprise me, of course.

[Duncanpup]

57. The article was referring to cystine

In which I’m like ok and they added it will make your organs crystallize I’m like oh man here we go new week new conspiracies.

[ShazzieB]

72. Thanks for the info!

[txwhitedove]

51. Oh my, right there with you. My formerly intelligent son and one daughter swear

the vaccine caused their eyes to go bad. "Well, we never needed glasses before!" Silly 'kids' are 45 and 44, but hey what do I know? I was the first to discuss Covid the first week of March 2019 but got pooh-pooed. I'm the one who has to keep a good sense of humor about Obama and Biden even though they give me horrible political joke gifts all the time. It hasn't been funny for a long time, so I hide at home. Home is nice.

[Emile]

52. I try to avoid any communication with death cult members!

Just let them jump off the cliff, be less Republicans voters in the next election!

[Maine Abu El Banat]

54. Sometimes

You just have to tell it like it is.

[calimary]

56. Fucking idiots are asking you why you're calling them fucking idiots.

They have to ask?

Well, I guess that proves your point, right there, Duncanpup.

[housecat]

59. Eloquent!

[Skittles]

61. is "crystallized" the latest repuke whackjob word fad

[The Wizard]

62. Remind them that an ultraviolet light in the poop chute, drinking bleach, and

sex with rabid hyenas are all recommended remedies for curing windmill cancer and Covid.

[Escurumbele]

63. In a way it is good news, it went from 2 years to 5...So if the 2 year thing doesn't pan out

then lets move the deadline to five...isn't that something?

All the anti-vax people I know kept telling me that in two years all vaccinate people would die...oh well, I guess we have to wait a bit longer, but I am sure that in five years it will go to ten, and so forth...crazies...

[dchill]

66. Oh no! My organs are crystallizing!

I'm so embarrassed!

[rockfordfile]

67. You called them fking idiots because they're fking idiots.

see how that works.

[DaBronx]

68. A good laugh

I burst out laughing when I read this. hysterical...thanks, I needed that.

[NickB79]

69. Remember last year when they said you'd be dead in 6 months?

Then when no one was dying from the jabs, they said 1 year.

Now it's 5 years before dying of the vaccine.

In 5 years it will be 10, etc etc.

At this rate I'll die of old age waiting for my vaccine to kill me 🤣

[3catwoman3]

71. I had no idea that ivermectin was available in suppository form.

[orangecrush]

74. ....

[Paladin]

79. Well done. Give us a report on their response. (nt)

[OldBaldy1701E]

80. Don't you love that?

"We just emailed him to tell him something so earthshatteringly stupid and he called us out for it! Using our own language! How utterly rude! How dare he discredit my complete fabrication with logic and facts! That is so socialist!"

Good for you Duncanpup. Do not put up with their horseshit for a second!