If I were the Slobfather

[malaise]

I’d drop from a palm tree at Mar-a- Lardo like a freezing iguana in Florida this weekend and croak - everything is now pointing straight at him.

[lame54]

1. Pay per view...

To see him climb it in the first place

[malaise]

2. With a port-a-potty

For I’d surely wee wee up myself laughing😀😀

[wnylib]

20. A porta potty underneath him

to catch the thicker drip from the seat of his pants.

[SheltieLover]

6. Shit, he'd need a crane to heft his ass up there

[dchill]

3. I'd settle for just one Big Mac too many.

[PXR-5]

8. Or a hamberder!

[spanone]

4. Mar-a-Lardo....

[malaise]

5. Bwaaaaaaaas!

[EYESORE 9001]

9. For awhile I used merde-a-log'o

but it’s kinda gross.

[spanone]

11. good one too!!!!

[OMGWTF]

16. I have a photo of a guy holding a very long sign that says "Maralogofuckyourself."

But I'm not smart enough to figure out how to post it here.

[mnhtnbb]

19. Go to

https://postimages.org/

Upload the photo. Click share. Copy the Direct link.
Paste it in the message text box where you want to post it.

[Mazeltov Cocktail]

28. Thank you 😷

[spanone]

39. bwahahahahahaaaa

[Blue Owl]

38. Lard Ho!

[bucolic_frolic]

10. What a title to the OP

a political Rorschach test

[malaise]

31. I had to look that up

[Traildogbob]

12. This morning

Hal Sparks noted that his NUNT (neck jina) has exploded in size and he never wears a tie now to free it. At least he is paying for his own berders, cake and Diet Coke. Wait………his cult is paying. That’s why he has unlimited amounts. Pack it on old man. Ivermectin, and pee cures diabetes.

[malaise]

33. Good

More cake and two scoops

[Wicked Blue]

13. What a perfect image!

Here I was thinking the place was called Merde-a-Largo.

[malaise]

14. I stole it from another DUer

[Gordcanuck]

15. He won't croak, but...

He will however feign an illness that keeps him out of jail when conviction is certain.

[Woodwizard]

25. Wish I could be that optimistic.

We are in over a year he incited a riot on Jan 6 and basically nothing has happened to anyone involved, to think he or his family will ever be held accountable I doubt very much. Especially if we lose the midterms all of it will just go away.

I really hope to be proven wrong.

[Evolve Dammit]

17. I don't care how, just remove him in any fashion that is legal and binding. Health issues are OK too

[spooky3]

18. LOL to the OP and all the replies in this thread! nt

[malaise]

23. Hilarious responses

[Samrob]

21. If I were him, I would just pack up my family and move to Russia and the motherTucker for company.

[kentuck]

22. He doesn't expect Rudy to turn on him.

He expects Rudy to take full responsibility for the "fake" electors idea. He would say that he thought it was a bad idea.

[malaise]

24. It will soon be every man and woman for her or himself

Should be a great feeding frenzy to watch

[Sancho]

26. DUZY...

[samplegirl]

27. Omg peeing

[Mazeltov Cocktail]

29. When trump goes to trial...New York, Georgia or Federal...

It will be epic... consider for a moment, trump will be the center of the universe again. His every word, gesture will be analyzed and idolized. He will revel in the spectacular circus of which he will be in the center ring... folks, it's going to be a long, long year

[malaise]

35. Can't wait

I am so looking forward to live Jan 6 Committee hearings, let alone the Slobfather's trial

[Mazeltov Cocktail]

37. Me too...

Sort of like having Jerry Springer instead of judge Lance Ito at the OJ trial...

[Ford_Prefect]

30. I keep expecting the stress of denial to reach a point where he has the grand mal seizure or some

similarly traumatic physiological event. After which he'll be the drooling idiot he parodies in real life, assuming he remains conscious and breathing. That seems to me to be his only out, short of a terminal exit à la Epstein.

His niece has said he's not personally brave and cannot face his own mortality. If so once people roll over on him we may truly see such a terminal meltdown, long before he faces legal judgement or durance vile.

[malaise]

36. We can hope but I think he's amoral

with no conscience - he carries on as if nothing happened

[Blue Owl]

40. Now how can we get DeSantis to stand under that palm tree?

A two-fer would be nice — DeSantis taken out by a 300-lb. sack of shit…

[malaise]

41. You win the thread

😀😀😀