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Roland99

(53,342 posts)
Sat Feb 5, 2022, 09:59 AM Feb 2022

Sooo. Broke into a neighbor's house the other day

I’d been standing outside their house with a few friends. We hadn’t been seeing eye to eye and had some differences of opinion. We’d just finished building a gallows. Cuz. Why not?

My neighbor wasn’t coming outside so me and a few others smashed his windows, kicked in his doors, stole some files and souvenirs

Neighbor was p i s s e d


Not sure why. Just wanted some legitimate political discourse

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Sooo. Broke into a neighbor's house the other day (Original Post) Roland99 Feb 2022 OP
Was his house on the Mall in DC? (n/t) PJMcK Feb 2022 #1
How'd you know? Roland99 Feb 2022 #2
Sounds like you forgot to smear poop all over his hallways. tanyev Feb 2022 #3
It's the exclamation point at the end of your sentence! CaptainTruth Feb 2022 #13
Ha! tanyev Feb 2022 #21
I'm in!! n/t 7wo7rees Feb 2022 #4
Where does Rep Bossie live?Asking for a legitimate political protester friend Walleye Feb 2022 #5
I can't wait snowybirdie Feb 2022 #6
As long as your neighbor didn't call it an insurrection. Emile Feb 2022 #7
"I see what you did there" paleotn Feb 2022 #8
Shows what repigs think is legitimate political discourse these days. XacerbatedDem Feb 2022 #9
Maybe we should try it there. KS Toronado Feb 2022 #10
Thank you for the laugh. Nearly lost my coffee. onecaliberal Feb 2022 #12
+1. Written with a deft touch. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Feb 2022 #11
Did you poop in his hallway? I hear that's normal tourism, yardwork Feb 2022 #14
No, but I pissed in his Wheaties! Roland99 Feb 2022 #17
The RNC said it was legitimate, who am I to disagree? CaptainTruth Feb 2022 #15
Sounds like a normal tourist visit to me. TurboDem Feb 2022 #16
Yeah, but who was cheering you on from the sidelines? Totally Tunsie Feb 2022 #18
I'm confused DownriverDem Feb 2022 #19
What? Qultists say it's ok. Just like last Jan 6 Roland99 Feb 2022 #22
Sounds to me like louslobbs Feb 2022 #20
As long as you yelled "this is our house" while doing it IronLionZion Feb 2022 #23
Unless you pissed on his carpet and smeared feces on the walls, it's not truly legitimate discourse. SunSeeker Feb 2022 #24
KR TY! Cha Feb 2022 #25
Call them out. 7wo7rees Feb 2022 #26
This message was self-deleted by its author AdamGG Feb 2022 #27
Problem is their minions BELIEVE them. The Jungle 1 Feb 2022 #28

CaptainTruth

(6,546 posts)
13. It's the exclamation point at the end of your sentence!
Sat Feb 5, 2022, 11:41 AM
Feb 2022

It shows just how committed you are to moving discourse.

Of course, the punctuation in your sentence also includes a colon.

XacerbatedDem

(511 posts)
9. Shows what repigs think is legitimate political discourse these days.
Sat Feb 5, 2022, 10:49 AM
Feb 2022

Think if that happened at Mar-a-dildo's house, they might think differently.

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)
18. Yeah, but who was cheering you on from the sidelines?
Sat Feb 5, 2022, 12:04 PM
Feb 2022

Who was motivating you from on high?
Who put out the call for you and your friends to assemble?

It wasn't all your fault, man. "Pardon me?"

Roland99

(53,342 posts)
22. What? Qultists say it's ok. Just like last Jan 6
Sat Feb 5, 2022, 02:04 PM
Feb 2022

I want to be like them and have legitimate intercourse

IronLionZion

(45,250 posts)
23. As long as you yelled "this is our house" while doing it
Sat Feb 5, 2022, 02:39 PM
Feb 2022

you are entitled to break into anyone's house you want anywhere in America.

If you're ever in need of free groceries or other stuff, people will give it to you. All you have to do is point a gun to their head.

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