Sun Feb 6, 2022, 09:59 PM
Enter stage left (2,958 posts)
For the last 6 years I have been racking my brain to see if there was ANY way...
I could support him.
THERE IS!!! If he would do this one thing, I'd support him to the grave. Just fucking die and I WOULD BE HONORED TO BE ONE OF THE PALLBEARERS!. ![]()
|
18 replies, 1766 views
![]() |
Author | Time | Post |
![]() |
Enter stage left | Feb 2022 | OP |
jmowreader | Feb 2022 | #1 | |
SeattleVet | Feb 2022 | #7 | |
jmowreader | Feb 2022 | #9 | |
multigraincracker | Feb 2022 | #2 | |
monkeyman1 | Feb 2022 | #12 | |
captain queeg | Feb 2022 | #3 | |
monkeyman1 | Feb 2022 | #13 | |
Walleye | Feb 2022 | #4 | |
iemanja | Feb 2022 | #5 | |
Enter stage left | Feb 2022 | #6 | |
iemanja | Feb 2022 | #8 | |
monkeyman1 | Feb 2022 | #15 | |
iemanja | Feb 2022 | #16 | |
monkeyman1 | Feb 2022 | #17 | |
monkeyman1 | Feb 2022 | #18 | |
Ford_Prefect | Feb 2022 | #10 | |
DanieRains | Feb 2022 | #11 | |
monkeyman1 | Feb 2022 | #14 |
Response to Enter stage left (Original post)
Sun Feb 6, 2022, 10:04 PM
jmowreader (48,989 posts)
1. There will be no pallbearers at Trump's funeral
I now bring you an image from Trump's graveside service:
![]() |
Response to jmowreader (Reply #1)
Sun Feb 6, 2022, 10:52 PM
SeattleVet (5,256 posts)
7. I was hoping it would be more like this...
![]() |
Response to SeattleVet (Reply #7)
Sun Feb 6, 2022, 11:52 PM
jmowreader (48,989 posts)
9. That comes later
First they have to place the piano crate they're going to use to bury him into his grave.
You understand they're going to bury him face down so it'll be easier for him to get where he's going. If I was in charge I would cremate him, mix the ashes with CS gas powder, and fill hand grenades with the mixture. These would be thrown into the riots the MAGAts will start after Trump croaks. |
Response to Enter stage left (Original post)
Sun Feb 6, 2022, 10:08 PM
multigraincracker (29,832 posts)
2. A lot of those blue and white Trump 2024 signs around me.
I want to make up one just like them that says Mary Trump 2024.
|
Response to multigraincracker (Reply #2)
Mon Feb 7, 2022, 12:59 AM
monkeyman1 (5,109 posts)
12. I'dlike to see mary trump appointed to a ambassador appointment & not as a revenge statement !
she is a highly intelligent person !
|
Response to Enter stage left (Original post)
Sun Feb 6, 2022, 10:11 PM
captain queeg (8,503 posts)
3. I have a bad back so wouldn't want to share his 300 lb load
However, if he died, I’d make the effort and risk hurting myself.
|
Response to captain queeg (Reply #3)
Mon Feb 7, 2022, 01:03 AM
monkeyman1 (5,109 posts)
13. 300 lbs my ass ! that sack a shit is every bit of 400 lbs ! they had to put overloads the car,s !!
Response to Enter stage left (Original post)
Sun Feb 6, 2022, 10:14 PM
Walleye (22,815 posts)
4. Hell, we could even write a song for his funeral.Would be a big hit
Response to Enter stage left (Original post)
Sun Feb 6, 2022, 10:14 PM
iemanja (52,579 posts)
5. This post isn't a good idea
Response to iemanja (Reply #5)
Sun Feb 6, 2022, 10:30 PM
Enter stage left (2,958 posts)
6. Please explain...what makes this post "not a good idea?"...
I'll bet I'd get over 10,000 DU members to volunteer to be a pallbearer.
Explain your reasoning, I'm really curious. |
Response to Enter stage left (Reply #6)
Sun Feb 6, 2022, 11:28 PM
iemanja (52,579 posts)
8. the Secret Service for one
It could also be considered extremist or hate content.
As an aside, pallbearers are people who care for the deceased. It's a show of honor and love. Why would DUers do such a thing? Why would you? |
Response to iemanja (Reply #8)
Mon Feb 7, 2022, 01:09 AM
monkeyman1 (5,109 posts)
15. you do realize that if he is indicted, S.S.has to turn him in to where he is indicted !
Response to monkeyman1 (Reply #15)
Mon Feb 7, 2022, 01:10 AM
iemanja (52,579 posts)
16. non-sequitur
Response to Enter stage left (Original post)
Mon Feb 7, 2022, 12:33 AM
Ford_Prefect (7,108 posts)
10. I'd put him in a lead lined barrel and store him with the rest of the radioactive toxic waste.
No grave-side services, no observations by friends and family, no last minute suicide squad action to recover the remains, and no bloody flags with his name on them.
Just a numbered can with no name on it in a concrete bunker far, far away from anyone. Where no-one can go without federal clearance, wearing a special protective suit. |
Response to Enter stage left (Original post)
Mon Feb 7, 2022, 12:41 AM
DanieRains (4,619 posts)
11. The Day He Dies Will Be A New National Holiday
So let it be written.
Let it be done. |
Response to Enter stage left (Original post)
Mon Feb 7, 2022, 01:05 AM
monkeyman1 (5,109 posts)
14. agreed 100% !