Standing strong for America! . . . Please come CAPTION Fox & Friends!!!

[skip fox]

Steve Doocy just said: "Here at Fox, we think it's a sacred obligation to stand strong with our country especially now in its support of Ukraine, but saying Putin shouldn't remain in power or calling him a war criminal is both counter productive and needlessly vindictive."

Ainsley Earhardt just said: "Doesn't Joe Biden know the old rhyme, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones / but names will never hurt me'"?

Brian Kilmeade is saying: "Some people would say he forgot it due to cognitive decline."

Steve Doocy is about to say: "It could well be that, but maybe it's just one more show of weakness: you can't stand up against a bully, so you call him names while running away. . . . What a clown!"


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The above is satire (think SNL) but it's not far from reality. These jerks are ready for parody, so try your hand by providing a CAPTION.

[Jerry2144]

1. It's hard to tell the difference

Between those people and the view looking up from the tank in a port-a-potty. All I see is a bunch of assholes spewing shit

[skip fox]

2. While Russiansswere carpturing, torturing, and killing Ukraininas, including children

these jerks and many at their network were worried about Putin's reaction when Biden said he shouldn't remain in power. Worried about hurting his precious feelings while his tanks were crushing cars in Mariupol??

Today (4/5/22) they were wondering why Biden is not yet calling Russia's actions "genocide."

Prediction: if Biden does call their crimes "genocide," they'll say that he went too far, that he's losing it, etc.

[Xavier Breath]

3. Kilmeade: Ainsley, I'm tired

of you farting and blaming it on me.

That seems like about the right level of discourse for that show.

[underpants]

4. Good morning! Let's start off with some complete nonsense

that you can blabber on about at work.

[uponit7771]

5. FAUX NewZ is Russian state news in America. Read TASS for an hour and you'll see all the tactics

... FAUX NewZ uses on its viewers used in Russia.

[skip fox]

6. Brian Kilmeade is saying:

"I've got one question for Putin: What's so wrong about Nazis anyway?"