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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBREAKING NEWS: Russian General Aleksandr Dvornikov revealed as contestant on Fox's The Masked Singer
In a twist that shocked both primetime television viewers and geopolitical military experts alike, Russian General Aleksandr Dvornikov was revealed as the latest contestant to exit the popular Fox network game show The Masked Singer.
Dvornikov's secret persona--a pink, yellow and fuscia colored robotic Koala Bear hybrid named "Buffy"--was forced to reveal itself in front of audience members after receiving the lowest amount of votes for Dvornikov's spritely rendition of the Saweetie/Doja Cat hit song "Best Friend."
Dvornikov served as the lead Russian general in its 2015-16 military campaign in Syria, where the near-total destruction of the city of Aleppo by use of cluster munitions and thermobaric bombs has been attributed to his command. More recently, Russian President Vladimir Putin tapped Dvornikov to lead military operations in Russia's attempt to seize control over Ukraine's eastern regions after a prior attempt to take Ukraine's capital Kyiv failed and lead to a hasty retreat by Russian forces.
Prior to Dvornikov's unveiling, viewers were provided several clues hinting at his identity. These clues included a pint of human blood, a piece of hot, twisted metal shrapnel and a TOS-1 Heavy Flamethrower commonly used by soldiers under Dvornikov's command.
After being revealed to the audience, Dvornikov plainly remarked through an interpreter, "The special military operation forces under our control will crush the Banderite neo-fascists and their NATO enablers to their very last man, and the vision of a reunified brotherhood under the common banner of a Greater Russian Motherland will be realized at long last. Those who attempt to resist such a goal will suffer grave, swift and unforgettable consequences. We shall bring all enemies to their knees, and the entire world will take notice and know to never again test the great Russian giant."
Dvornikov then paused for a second and then added (again through an interpreter), "I'm out, y'all! Peace!" as the audience roared in excitement.
Despite all the fanfare surrounding Dvornikov's surprise appearance on The Masked Singer, some critics questioned the move, calling it, "morally ambiguous," "an unwise decision," and "absolutely and rightfully subjecting the entire cast and crew of an American reality singing competition show to prosecution for brutal war crimes against humanity, may God have mercy on their wretched souls."
However, producers of The Masked Singer quickly brushed off such criticism.
"Yes, sure, war is hell," one producer noted, while humming bars of "Best Friend" to himself. "We get that. But war can also be fun, and musical, and we think bringing by Alex on to our show, we were able to highlight that fun side and bring a smile to some faces. And who doesn't like to smile?"
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LiberalFighter
(50,825 posts)melm00se
(4,988 posts)Ilsa
(61,690 posts)But I'll probably cry next, thinking about American viewership's priorities.
Wicked Blue
(5,826 posts)Tommy Carcetti
(43,157 posts)I had never seen an episode of Masked Singer in my life so I had to actually look it up to see what actually happens in it.
Wednesdays
(17,331 posts)We even cleared our schedules in order to see it every Wednesday night.
That is, until this February. After that, they've lost us forever.
SergeStorms
(19,190 posts)I've never watched the show. I have a permanent, total boycott of anything "Fox", including Fox movies.
So, back to February. What happened?
Wednesdays
(17,331 posts)News broke about it, and about how Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke walked off the set in disgust.
https://deadline.com/2022/02/rudy-giuliani-the-masked-singer-contestant-judge-ken-jeong-robin-thicke-walk-off-in-protest-1234925291/
SergeStorms
(19,190 posts)thank you. I would have walked off too.
Jm7603
(165 posts)our current television executives and their grovelling for ratings. Hope you didn't give them any ideas!
IrishAfricanAmerican
(3,815 posts)BMW2020RT
(139 posts)yaesu
(8,020 posts)Celerity
(43,248 posts)Captain Zero
(6,799 posts)Every last one of them. Sick. Mental.
Glad to say I never watch their crap.
I never saw one episode of The Apprentice either.
Weird shit like this just never crosses my radar.
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IronLionZion
(45,403 posts)Ligyron
(7,622 posts)Too bad it wasn't true 'cause we could have arrested his ass right then and there and off to Gitmo or the Hague.
Well hopefully, although the GQP would no doubt have pitched a fit.
iemanja
(53,026 posts)period.
Different Drummer
(7,611 posts)I've never watched it. Never will.
Cherokee100
(265 posts)Sad state of affairs.
NNadir
(33,509 posts)momta
(4,079 posts)Well done!
sarchasm
(1,012 posts)...or haven't al least thought about it. ...or put it past the Kremlin's propaganda machine to do something like this to promote "good will" towards Putin's murdering sycophants.
Cozmo
(1,402 posts)Considering the network
twodogsbarking
(9,719 posts)FakeNoose
(32,610 posts)Fla Dem
(23,620 posts)BrightKnight
(3,567 posts)Celerity
(43,248 posts)yagotme
(2,919 posts)Celerity
(43,248 posts)yagotme
(2,919 posts)"It COULD happen to YOU..."
demmiblue
(36,833 posts)Celerity
(43,248 posts)Hortensis
(58,785 posts)fairly quickly in. Imagine my surprise on looking it up to find Rudi Giuliani was just unmasked on Fox. This is real world, not surreal, and I need my husband to make sure I don't go wandering until I recover my bearings.
MustLoveBeagles
(11,587 posts)HipChick
(25,485 posts)Thanks for the