(Sarcasm) Will NASA and the Air Force now trash all records of

[usonian]

FLYING SAUCER SIGHTINGS in the DC area?

EDIT: I MEAN SAUCERS AS IN DINNERWARE.

[brooklynite]

2. Because they have something to hide?

If you have a conspiracy theory, spell it out.

[usonian]

3. Saucer equals dish.

Was I being too obscure? Apologies if so.

[Ocelot II]

4. Only those that left a ketchup trail.

[LudwigPastorius]

5. I, for one, welcome signs of intelligent life in D.C.

...even if it ain't human.

[Gaugamela]

6. I suspect that the UFOs are a liminal phenomenon like Marion visions

or remote viewing, and that the only thing the government is protecting is classified imaging technology. There won’t be a disclosure because they don’t have any real knowledge.

[rampartc]

7. its china's fault!

[usonian]

8. Thank you for getting the joke. China is broken.

[rampartc]

9. i was a little disappointed in the literalism od previous replies