Does this traitor still get to lie in state when he finally eats one too many hamberders?

[tulipsandroses]

He should not have this honor.

[Meadowoak]

1. People will celebrate the world over.

[NotASurfer]

2. Mmmmmaybe if it's in a choice location in a public bathroom

I think that would draw the biggest crowd of his entire life

[Kid Berwyn]

18. A Rest Area on I-95 might be available on a weekday morning.

Someone will have to empty the waste receptacles and pick up the stuff at the dog run afterwards.

[Deuxcents]

3. A private prison chapel.. no media allowed

[usonian]

4. Gotta find him first.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Thanks to NewsCorpse!

[Totally Tunsie]

5. What if they gave a funeral and nobody came?

It's his party and he'll cry if he wants to.

It would be a disgrace for him to lie in state.

[Meadowoak]

7. I'd go, just to make sure he was good and dead.

[BigmanPigman]

8. Stick a pin into his corpse and see if it moves.

Then let the partying begin.....

[LakeArenal]

6. Head on a spike would be nice.

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. Well, he'll never have a naval vessel named after him.

I’m betting he would be just THRILLED to have an Aircraft Carreir named after him, but that is not going to happen.

There will never be a USS Trumpy for the same reason there will never be a USS Nixon.

The Navy tends to shy away from naming ships after shameful individuals.

[Retrograde]

10. Depends on who controls Congress

the Capitol building is the jurisdiction of the legislative branch. Depending on who controls both houses, he may or may not be able to lie in state in its halls.

[NJCher]

11. It really is an interesting question

It would be worth the expense for the public humiliation, imo.

However his family would probably intervene to save him the embarrassment of sparse attendance.

They would make some excuse for it.

[TheBeam19]

15. The family will use his funeral to raise money.

And Trumpists will send it. Again.

[ZonkerHarris]

12. Trump's body will go on "tour" to lie in state in a red state fair circuit and tix cost $50 each to

mourn the fallen greatest president of their lives
exit thru the gift shop

[tanyev]

13. I bet his eldest spawn would consider it.

Much higher ticket prices, though.

[Talitha]

14. Hopefully no heads of state will attend.

There'll be plenty of maggots hanging around the corpse, though. To economize, how about using a garbage truck instead of a hearse?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

16. I think his friends have already seen quite enough of the Capitol, thank you.

And we, them.

[totodeinhere]

17. If he is not convicted of a crime then yes he almost certainly will.

Come on Justice Department, make it happen. You have enough to indict him now.