OMG Jon Stewart's tweet today:

[mucifer]

Friends. Tonite I am sad.
@TuckerCarlson
believes me too short to date…and yet somehow, miraculously, I remain tall enough to not know what Victor Orban’s ass tastes like! Is it goulash Tucky? Seems like it would be goulash.

Link to tweet

?s=20&t=PYSaDli22cKX1hwHgXAahg

[Heather MC]

1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Literally the only television personality I ever missed when he stopped working

He's the George Carlin of our time

We will never not need John Stewart.

[FalloutShelter]

2. I could not agree more.

[Tacan]

14. I completely agree.

[Blue Owl]

3. Bwah!

[MustLoveBeagles]

4. Oh my

The burn that stings.

[spooky3]

5. LOL! Nt

[Funtatlaguy]

6. Oh someone please turn that tweet into a song.

[irisblue]

7. Stewart told to Tuckers face that Tucks was a failure as a human

Link to tweet

[tavernier]

13. It was a thing of beauty.

I remember it well.

[Tacan]

15. I loved that takedown of Tucker

I wonder if that was when he stopped wearing that bow tie?

Jon Stewart is a treasure.

[soldierant]

31. I'm inclined to doubt

that Tucker has the emotional range to even feel humiliatin.

Hate and anger seem to be about it for him.

[cilla4progress]

8. So glad

he's back...

[MontanaMama]

9. I'd say Jon won that round!

Tucker must like goulash. He keeps signing up for another helping.

[OAITW r.2.0]

10. What's that taste like Tucker?

Selling out our Democracy to make $ ?

[Upthevibe]

11. mucifer.............

Good one!

[Orrex]

12. Fucker has never forgiven Stewart for humiliating him on Crossfire

And he just can't stop humiliating himself ever since.

[SunSeeker]

16. Do not get in a Twitter war with Jon Stewart.

[cab67]

25. Or with any other talented comedian.

The great ones, like Stewart, are masters of language and wit.

[uponit7771]

32. +1,

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

17. Ouch!!!

That's going to leave a mark

[panfluteman]

18. DID YOU KNOW: That Vitamin C was first isolated from Paprika by a Hungarian scientist?

And Paprika is one of the main spices used to flavor Goulash!

[niyad]

21. Thank you for that fascinating information on one of my favourite spices.

Wiill be making Chicken Paprikash tonight!

[bringthePaine]

19. remember: this shit is MERCY from JS! he knows nobody needs a gutless Fucker splatterfest

[Boomerproud]

20. Another fail Tuck. Jon hasn't dated for awhile. He's married.

[SKKY]

22. I think Tucky forgot who got Crossfire cancelled in realtime...

...and in front of a live audience. Dude just needs to take the L and walk away. He's not equipped to confront Stewart.

[SKKY]

23. I think his response after the Crossfire show was better than the actual show.

[FakeNoose]

24. Stewart makes you think he's winging it and coming up with these zingers on the spot

...but in reality it was all scripted in advance.

That's why he's the king of "current events" commentary and Carlson will never be anything but a sad, terrible wannabe.

[SKKY]

27. Yep, Stewart is a Comedian by trade, and so yea, he usually...

...comes prepared for anything. Which makes him just terrible to debate because he's probably though of everything you're going to say and has 2 or 3 responses canned and ready to go.

[BlueJac]

26. Awesome

[Paladin]

28. Pretty clear who's getting an honorary statue in D.C. and who isn't.

Let me clear things up for you, Tucker: You're shit out of luck, and deservedly so.

[czarjak]

29. "Racism is dead" though? Out of mind, out of sight.

[budkin]

30. Jon Stewart has owned Tucker for years

You gotta love it.

[Evolve Dammit]

33. And the bowtie. How old are you??

[BlackSkimmer]

34. Not amused by this junior high twitter crap.

I don't even get what he's saying, except Tucker Carlson must have pissed him off. Ugh.

[NoMoreRepugs]

35. Throwing barbs at a comedian NEVER works out little tucktuck.