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Thu Aug 4, 2022, 11:15 PM

OMG Jon Stewart's tweet today:

Friends. Tonite I am sad.
@TuckerCarlson
believes me too short to date…and yet somehow, miraculously, I remain tall enough to not know what Victor Orban’s ass tastes like! Is it goulash Tucky? Seems like it would be goulash.


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Reply OMG Jon Stewart's tweet today: (Original post)
mucifer Aug 4 OP
Heather MC Aug 4 #1
FalloutShelter Aug 4 #2
Tacan Aug 5 #14
Blue Owl Aug 4 #3
MustLoveBeagles Aug 4 #4
spooky3 Aug 4 #5
Funtatlaguy Aug 4 #6
irisblue Aug 4 #7
tavernier Aug 5 #13
Tacan Aug 5 #15
soldierant Aug 5 #31
cilla4progress Aug 4 #8
MontanaMama Aug 4 #9
OAITW r.2.0 Aug 4 #10
Upthevibe Aug 4 #11
Orrex Aug 5 #12
SunSeeker Aug 5 #16
cab67 Aug 5 #25
uponit7771 Aug 5 #32
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 5 #17
panfluteman Aug 5 #18
niyad Aug 5 #21
bringthePaine Aug 5 #19
Boomerproud Aug 5 #20
SKKY Aug 5 #22
SKKY Aug 5 #23
FakeNoose Aug 5 #24
SKKY Aug 5 #27
BlueJac Aug 5 #26
Paladin Aug 5 #28
czarjak Aug 5 #29
budkin Aug 5 #30
Evolve Dammit Aug 5 #33
BlackSkimmer Aug 5 #34
NoMoreRepugs Aug 5 #35

Response to mucifer (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 11:18 PM

1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Literally the only television personality I ever missed when he stopped working

He's the George Carlin of our time

We will never not need John Stewart.

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Response to Heather MC (Reply #1)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 11:20 PM

2. I could not agree more.

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Response to Heather MC (Reply #1)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 12:27 AM

14. I completely agree.

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 11:21 PM

3. Bwah!

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 11:23 PM

4. Oh my

The burn that stings.

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 11:32 PM

5. LOL! Nt

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 11:37 PM

6. Oh someone please turn that tweet into a song.

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 11:41 PM

7. Stewart told to Tuckers face that Tucks was a failure as a human

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Response to irisblue (Reply #7)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 12:22 AM

13. It was a thing of beauty.

I remember it well.

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Response to irisblue (Reply #7)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 12:30 AM

15. I loved that takedown of Tucker

I wonder if that was when he stopped wearing that bow tie?

Jon Stewart is a treasure.

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Response to irisblue (Reply #7)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 04:33 PM

31. I'm inclined to doubt

that Tucker has the emotional range to even feel humiliatin.

Hate and anger seem to be about it for him.

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 11:45 PM

8. So glad

he's back...

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 11:46 PM

9. I'd say Jon won that round!

Tucker must like goulash. He keeps signing up for another helping.

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 11:57 PM

10. What's that taste like Tucker?

Selling out our Democracy to make $ ?

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 11:57 PM

11. mucifer.............

Good one!

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 12:16 AM

12. Fucker has never forgiven Stewart for humiliating him on Crossfire

And he just can't stop humiliating himself ever since.

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 12:42 AM

16. Do not get in a Twitter war with Jon Stewart.

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Response to SunSeeker (Reply #16)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 01:49 PM

25. Or with any other talented comedian.

The great ones, like Stewart, are masters of language and wit.

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Response to cab67 (Reply #25)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 04:42 PM

32. +1,

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 12:49 AM

17. Ouch!!!

That's going to leave a mark

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 12:51 AM

18. DID YOU KNOW: That Vitamin C was first isolated from Paprika by a Hungarian scientist?

And Paprika is one of the main spices used to flavor Goulash!

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Response to panfluteman (Reply #18)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 09:59 AM

21. Thank you for that fascinating information on one of my favourite spices.

Wiill be making Chicken Paprikash tonight!

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 01:07 AM

19. remember: this shit is MERCY from JS! he knows nobody needs a gutless Fucker splatterfest

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 04:46 AM

20. Another fail Tuck. Jon hasn't dated for awhile. He's married.

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 10:02 AM

22. I think Tucky forgot who got Crossfire cancelled in realtime...

...and in front of a live audience. Dude just needs to take the L and walk away. He's not equipped to confront Stewart.

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 10:08 AM

23. I think his response after the Crossfire show was better than the actual show.

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Response to SKKY (Reply #23)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 01:20 PM

24. Stewart makes you think he's winging it and coming up with these zingers on the spot

...but in reality it was all scripted in advance.

That's why he's the king of "current events" commentary and Carlson will never be anything but a sad, terrible wannabe.

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Response to FakeNoose (Reply #24)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:24 PM

27. Yep, Stewart is a Comedian by trade, and so yea, he usually...

...comes prepared for anything. Which makes him just terrible to debate because he's probably though of everything you're going to say and has 2 or 3 responses canned and ready to go.

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:07 PM

26. Awesome

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:34 PM

28. Pretty clear who's getting an honorary statue in D.C. and who isn't.

Let me clear things up for you, Tucker: You're shit out of luck, and deservedly so.

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:44 PM

29. "Racism is dead" though? Out of mind, out of sight.

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 02:50 PM

30. Jon Stewart has owned Tucker for years

You gotta love it.

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 06:34 PM

33. And the bowtie. How old are you??

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 06:38 PM

34. Not amused by this junior high twitter crap.

I don't even get what he's saying, except Tucker Carlson must have pissed him off. Ugh.

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Response to mucifer (Original post)

Fri Aug 5, 2022, 08:07 PM

35. Throwing barbs at a comedian NEVER works out little tucktuck.

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