Some people will need to make new dinner plans...

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

[Ocelot II]

1. The tickets were $911.

[brush]

5. Really? My god, he's still living off 9/11.

A noun, a verb and 9/11...what Giuliani's former campaign speeches consisted of.

[GoneOffShore]

2. He needs a cup of tea and lie down. And some Valium.

[dalton99a]

11. He needs Valium and vodka

[Scrivener7]

3. He seems ready to go shoot something up.

[brush]

4. Shut up you magat scum. Giuliani as a keynote speaker...

was your first mistake. His days of being view favorably as "America's Mayor" has long since faded into history.

Why haven't you heard this? You're lucky as this even was shaping up to be another "Four Seasons Landscaping" type event.

[ck4829]

6. Take my money Con

[keithbvadu2]

7. Find another venue. Trump can find them for his rallies.

Find another venue. Trump can find them for his rallies.

Tell Rushbo as well.

Ask Pillow Guy to sponsor you.

[Marcus IM]

8. The thread is hilarious. n/t

[Geechie]

9. Har. "Will sell out soon"

Should have been “sold out a LONG time ago.”

[keithbvadu2]

10. He put it together. It's affecting his rice bowl.

He put it together. It's affecting his rice bowl.

[Farmer-Rick]

12. Well, when even a Texas Petroleum Club turns you down

You got to know your plan was toooooo crazy Right Wing.

[Jade Fox]

13. These MAGAs have one response to everything: outrage.

Can't exactly be good for ones health.

[alphafemale]

14. $911? lmao Truth probably is maybe a dozen tickets sold

This is damage control.

[Mme. Defarge]

15. Couldn't ask for a better

birthday present!

[TexasBushwhacker]

16. Rudy stopped being America's mayor

when he became Trump's bitch.

[dchill]

17. If Texas Never Forgets 9/11...

...then who scheduled the event for 9/10?

[onethatcares]

18. sounds like

someone put some $ out of their own pocket