Meanwhile in Oklahoma....... wrecked semi spilled a load of dildos and lube all over I-40

[Nevilledog]

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Uhm… it looks like this wrecked semi spilled a load of dildos and lube all over I-40! Great camera work, @news9!


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11:07 AM · Sep 15, 2022

Edit to correct to Oklahoma



Ted Cruz could not be reached for comment.

[dchill]

1. Oh!... The humanity!!

[CurtEastPoint]

2. I40 is not in Ga.

[Nevilledog]

3. Yeah... Just changed it... It's OK

I had "Georgia on my mind"

[CurtEastPoint]

5. I live in Georgia and there are plenty of dildos here

[Wounded Bear]

12. These sound like useful dildoes, though...

[Carlitos Brigante]

4. What a clusterfuck!

[Nevilledog]

6. *snicker*

[Buckeyeblue]

7. Seems like a good spot to get off...

[inthewind21]

23. LOL

[Midnight Writer]

8. "truck lost its load all over the highway"? Must be some quality products.

[Nevilledog]

10. This right here 🙌 is why I posted this.

[onetexan]

32. LOL

[harumph]

9. sounds like a charitable event.

[crickets]

11. Jim did not want to answer that question. Hilarious. nt

[Blue Owl]

20. He's in the silicone of silence

[Tetrachloride]

13. Where are our conspracy theories?

[Nevilledog]

15. "Many people say all the boxes were addressed to Ted Cruz"

[getagrip_already]

14. there will be no joy in ok tonight.....

For the men or the woman those were destined for.

[CentralMass]

16. It sort of like a convening of the republican House and Senate. An assemblage of dildos.

[Sogo]

17. This post makes no sense to me.

Even zooming in, the items are indistinguishable on my screen.

[Nevilledog]

19. Closer pic

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[durablend]

18. How many motorists stopped to rescue them?

Hopefully waited until they got home to use them....

[Nevilledog]

21. "rescue"

[NickB79]

22. Did it jack(off)- knife?

🤣

[Mr.Bill]

24. I heard the destination for the shipment

was Oklahoma RNC Headquarters.

[Leith]

25. Nah

That place is loaded to the rafters with dicks.

Ben Shapiro could use the lube, though.

[liberal N proud]

26. The conservatives of Oklahoma ne3d their sexual aids

[Disaffected]

27. I hear they were bound for Newfoundland.

Yes, there is a town called Dildo there.

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

28. Truly a case where...

the jokes write themselves.

[BSdetect]

29. No rear endings reported?

[LuckyCharms]

30. In the beginning of the vid...

The narrator says:

"The semi overturned and lost its load here".

"SEMI"

"LOST ITS LOAD"

[onethatcares]

31. near a major adult themed distribution center

I wonder if they got a bunch of tax incentives to distribute dildos 6 days a week. I'm trying to picture that county commission meeting .

[LuckyCharms]

33. This very brave witness

laid down in the road to slow traffic and warn approaching vehicles.