"I know it looks like a duck, but I say there's a factual dispute whether it's a duck."

[bigtree]

Andrew Weissmann 🌻 @AWeissmann_ Sep 16
"I know it looks like a duck, walks like a duck & quacks like a duck, and defendant submits an affidavit it's a duck, and plaintiff does not dispute it's a duck, but I say there is a factual dispute whether it's a duck." -Judge Aileen Cannon

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[Walleye]

1. Damn! Are we gonna have to indict the judge now

[Wingus Dingus]

2. She needs to be removed from the bench. She's compromising national security.

[underpants]

3. Survey SAYS!!