When the time comes, all of you planning on pissing on Trump's grave,

[Aristus]

eat lots of asparagus before taking your turn…

[Lunabell]

1. May it be soon.

Tomorrow?

[sinkingfeeling]

2. Do you think the line will be longer than the queue to see the Queen's casket?

[spanone]

3. It'll be a line longer the the likes of which, perhaps, we've never seen before!

[Initech]

5. That line is already ridiculously long!

[RainCaster]

4. It will be worth the 6 hour flight

I'll drink lots of coffee and find me some asparagus, too.

[Thomas Hurt]

6. Yeah, the spawn will probably charge you to come and worship and cry or piss on him.

[PufPuf23]

7. Trump National Monument

Main features:

1) A really nice public restroom guaranteed to never have a line;

2) A convenient location for RVers visiting DC to empty the septic on the RV for free and without lines.

3) A septic leach field where the asshole traitor is buried directly in the soil.

[jmbar2]

8. I'd have to buy a skirt to do a proper squat

..but sure. I'd piss on his grave

[grumpyduck]

9. I hate to say this,

but I hope they have an open casket viewing so we can piss on him directly.

[Aristus]

10. Right in his ugly face

The undertaker won’t have much work to do. The face is already spackled with unnatural-looking orange goop.

[Grolph_]

11. I am advocating for modesty curtains, maybe some splashgaurds

Not everyone who wants to take a turn pees while standing.
We can raise the concurrent capacity to at least six with some forethought to help the lines move along.

Erosion may be an issue.

[Aristus]

13. Anything and everything that makes visitors feel welcome and comfortable.

Inclusiveness is paramount.

[Disaffected]

12. Won't someone please

think of the grass.

[Aristus]

14. The grass will come back.

We want to ensure that TFG doesn’t…

[BWdem4life]

15. The grass will never come back.

That will be one smelly gravesite.

Can you imagine if Hitler was buried somewhere? People would still be pissing on him, 77 years later.

Well, men would be. Women wouldn't because they'd be afraid he would enjoy it.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

16. Folks, he really ain't worth your time and trouble.

[lark]

17. Thank you for the suggestion.

Don't just pee on his grave, pee stinky piss on his grave and celebrate!!!

[Aristus]

18. Definitely!

[Dysfunctional]

19. No, why would I waste my time.