New Space Force's anthem (may the Cringe be with you)

[Pluvious]

OMG, this isn’t satire, is it ?
Reminds me of Starship Troopers, or the old Soviet Union ?

#AmericanExceptionalism

Link to tweet

[Kablooie]

1. Yes. The Space Force will bring back 1960's Communist sensibilities!

Nothing like having that good old iron curtain to protect you!

[niyad]

2. This is The Onion, yes???? PLEASE tell me that this is The Onion.

[SergeStorms]

3. OK.

That was a waste of two minutes I'll never get back.

And yes, "Space Farce", there is a limit to "your sky".

The earth's atmosphere extends approximately 6,200 miles from the surface. After that it's no one's sky. It's blank, empty space, belonging to no one.

I'm surprised - since this was written by an Air Force indoctrinated mook - that there isn't a lot of god stuff in there. They're usually pretty big on claiming god being in their side.

All in all............a real swing and a miss, as far as I'm concerned. 🤮 I'm sure TFG is miffed his name isn't in it, since he single handedly created Space Force from top to bottom.

[keithbvadu2]

4. Is Trump's Space Force the Saturday morning cartoon following Mighty Mouse?

Is Trump's Space Force the Saturday morning cartoon following Mighty Mouse?

[DFW]

5. This was addressed about 3 years ago (check out the second verse: Fun Fun Fun!)

[edbermac]

6. As funny as Jews In Space.

[Hekate]

7. "Warfighters" is such a Trumpian word. The word is warriors. Jeez.

[Hekate]

8. I vote for "Junior Birdmen" as the Space Farce's anthem

Junior Birdmen Song

[Tune: On Brave Old Army Team]
Up in the air, Junior Birdmen; up in the air, upside down,
Up in the air, Junior Birdmen; with your noses to the ground.
And when you hear the grand announcement: that your wings are made of tin.
Well, then you know, Junior Birdmen, it's time to send your box tops in.
For it takes: 5 box tops, 4 bottle bottoms, 3 coupons, 2 wrappers, and one thin dime!

Actions: Make a face mask each time you sing the words, "Junior Birdmen" by lacing your fingers.
Then, with thumbs under the chin, twist your hands outwards so that you make goggles for the eyes.
On "Upside down," perform a jet plane swoop outstretched arms.
On "Ground," bring the swooping arms as near to the ground as possible.

https://www.earlyaviators.com/pimage38.htm

It’s the hand gestures that really make this. Every YouTube recording I found does it slightly differently.

[FreepFryer]

9. "from on high" is PURE DOMINIONIST bullshit. fuck these clowns (nt)

[Chainfire]

10. That is so bad that this would be an improvement

https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=mcafee&ei=UTF-8&p=men+in+tights+song&type=E211US1490G0#id=2&vid=f4c6359519fef12b67760373f7a47e2b&action=click

[WhiskeyGrinder]

11. That's okay, they're all cringe.