Late Night Jokes about Trump

[underpants]

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/23/arts/television/jimmy-kimmel-jeers-at-trump-for-claiming-to-declassify-documents-with-his-mind.html

“I really hope that ‘I can make things happen with my mind’ is going to be the actual argument at the trial. That would be great: ‘Your Honor, the defendant pleads Jedi.’” — TREVOR NOAH

“The F.B.I. came to his house looking for Hillary Clinton’s emails that were deleted, which, how could there even be emails if they were deleted, and how would they get into his house? Did Hillary sneak in after midnight and stuff them under his pillow like the email fairy or something?” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“You’ve got to give Trump credit, though. He knows how to say something so crazy that it actually makes the last crazy thing he said seem normal.” — JIMMY FALLON

“That’s so crazy, he confused Sean Hannity — and Sean comes pre-confused.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

[Vinca]

1. Do you suppose Trump is working on his insanity defense? He's getting nuttier by the day.

[3auld6phart]

5. Good point

That could work Their be enough MaGas in the US justice system that it will slide.Gaetz
In Florida had slippery prosecutor’s. Why shouldn’t drumfh?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

10. Heard Jimmy Kimmel day that! Laughed so hard! nt

[moondust]

2. Comedy gold.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. 😁

[chriscan64]

4. "Liar, liar, declassifier"

That Hannity interview is one of those where you let the tape run and the jokes write themselves.

[Justice matters.]

6. Yeah. Normally, we're not supposed to laugh at mental illness...

as Hair Furor's advanced dementia is showing more and more each new investigation.

[sarge43]

7. Will Rogers, "I don't make jokes;

I just watch the government and report the facts."

[KS Toronado]

8. Yea, he was hiding Hillary's missing emails

but he didn't tell anybody because he didn't want "Lock Her Up" to happen.

[BaeBnakes99]

9. pre-confused

That's what you get when you surround yourself with people who gas light. yeeeass herh herh

[Laura PourMeADrink]

11. One little verbal trick he does that I noticed with this lunacy..

TFG, when saying something insane says "some people say" " not all people" " others may say other things". Extremely casually, like he's talking about people liking or not liking apple pie.

But it's the way he gets away with saying something crazy. Because he could probably find at least one person, one nameless person, who might say what he's about to say

[ProfessorPlum]

12. Also "some people say" means "the voice in my head says"