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Tue Nov 6, 2012, 08:51 AM

Exclusive ! Ryan v. Romney

I told you about the fool on the hill,
I tell you man he living there still.
Well here's another place you can be,
Listen to me.
Fixing a hole in the ocean
Trying to make a dove-tail joint-yeah
Looking through a glass onion
-- John Lennon; Glass Onion; 1968


Wisconsin: Lawyers representing Rep. Paul Ryan filed last-minute motions with both the US Supreme Court and the Vatican, to have his relationship with Mitt Romney on the Republican presidential ticket annulled “contingent upon the expected loss to Barack Obama and Joseph Biden.” An attorney for Ryan told the Glass Onion that “the Congressman now realizes that there was virtually no way for this relationship with Romney to work out. More, without immediate action upon the part of the Court and Vatican, any linkage between the two will cause long-term humiliation to Ryan, rendering his political future to be less appealing than that of Gary Condit.”

“Before his noble attempt to save Governor Romney’s clearly doomed candidacy, Paul Ryan enjoyed a reputation as an honest politician. Outside of Wisconsin’s 1st District, few people were aware of his history of fabrications. If his place on this losing ticket is allowed to stand, it will do irreparable harm to Rep. Ryan’s reputation,” the legal brief argues.

As part of the annulment, Ryan’s lawyers are asking the Supreme Court to issue an emergency mandate, naming him as New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s vice presidential running mate in 2016. A separate brief to the Vatican seeks their blessing on this, as well.

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H2O Man Nov 2012 OP
Bluenorthwest Nov 2012 #1
H2O Man Nov 2012 #3
Bluenorthwest Nov 2012 #9
brer cat Nov 2012 #2
H2O Man Nov 2012 #5
malaise Nov 2012 #4
H2O Man Nov 2012 #6
mikki35 Nov 2012 #7
H2O Man Nov 2012 #8
coeur_de_lion Nov 2012 #10
coeur_de_lion Nov 2012 #11

Response to H2O Man (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:26 AM

1. That part about the Vatican acknowledging any same sex relationship is really funny.

 

I mean, as if.

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Response to Bluenorthwest (Reply #1)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:35 AM

3. Thanks.

For whatever reason, I woke up this morning with this on my mind. As I consumed the first cup of coffee for what will be a long and pleasant day, it took form and was posted. I think it's a giggle, and decided to post it, despite knowing that very few people think my attempts at humor are in any way funny.

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Response to H2O Man (Reply #3)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:57 AM

9. I love it when you get funny.

 

Don't feel badly if many don't get it, humor on the internet is very difficult. Also, you have a sage image here on DU so some might be confused by the alternative modality of communications. Personally I think your pieces are funny and also indicative of continuing evolution of the H2O Man, and that rocks...
Happy Election Day, it's going to be a good one I'm sure.

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Response to H2O Man (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:29 AM

2. I do love how you think!

Thanks for a great laugh to ease the tension.

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Response to brer cat (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:38 AM

5. I believe that

the OP is truer than facts. Paul Ryan will soon be hanging out in bars, muttering, "I could'a been a contender."

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Response to H2O Man (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:36 AM

4. Delish Waterman

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Response to malaise (Reply #4)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:39 AM

6. By the end

of the day, all good people will be laughing at Romney & Ryan's expense. I wanted to get an early start.

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Response to H2O Man (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:46 AM

7. Thanks!

That was hilarious! Thanks for the early a.m. hoot!

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Response to mikki35 (Reply #7)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 09:51 AM

8. Thank you.

Enjoy this day.

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Response to H2O Man (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:14 AM

10. Gary Condit? Wow that's cold

But somehow appropriate.

Here's hoping is scooping ice cream (like Condit) instead of bothering us with his political idiocy from now on.

Happy Election Day!!

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Response to H2O Man (Original post)

Wed Nov 7, 2012, 06:27 PM

11. How about a new thread H

We all need your wisdom and help reconciling ourselves with our republican friends and family. You're brilliant at that stuff. And don't suggest we simply tickle them. I tried that and it doesn't work.

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