You should pick up sticks and head for North Korea! That would teach us all a good lesson. And when we begged you to come back, you could just laugh, ha ha, in our faces and stay in North Korea with the guy you fell in love with, Kim Jong-Il. And we'd all cry ourselves to sleep, knowing that we'd lost you forever.
That's what you should do, Donald. Show all us e-e-e-e-vil people what's what.