Nancy is the GOAT

As for Michael Jordan who cheated every game, (Watch how he does his fade away jumper with his shoe kicking at the opposing player's groin area) I once score 29 points in a game where I NEVER got in the game. The star player used to snap towels at groins. I told him to watch his step. He didn't. A scuffle ensued. I ripped off his jersey. Coach, worried about winning rather than letting the bully get punished, told me to give him my jersey and sit in the stands! A cub reporter asked who is that player in uniform 37? I told him that was (my name) and he got it printed.

MJ is the greatest hooper of all time.

Aside from Sam Rayburn, you’d be hard pressed to name another Speaker in modern history who could shepherd through major, controversial, legislation with such aplomb.

In all of American history, Henry Clay is probably the very best but Pelosi is absolutely in the conversation along with the aforementioned Rayburn, Thomas Reed and Joe Cannon. Tip O’Neil was also pretty good considering what he had to deal with.

It’s good that she’s still going to be available to advise and council our up and coming leadership.