Time for a ridiculously outrageous poll on Pootin's fate: What will/has happened to him.

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Last edited Sat Dec 10, 2022, 08:51 PM - Edit history (2)

With rumors of his fall down a staircase causing caca in the pants, he's scheduled for, or has had surgery for colon cancer, and then there's his other cancer. His face is all puffy and his balance is poor from being stuffed with steroids to relieve the pain in the ass that he is so we thought this was more than appropriate for Pootie-poot. He deserves it.

Which is your perverse flavor?

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	He'll be out by the end of the year? Nah, too run-of-the-mill, not enough suffering. Let's get wild, see below.
	1 (6%)
	Surgeon's scalpel slipped again and again and again and again. He's gone.
	0 (0%)
	Operation successful but gurney handlers got too close to a 5-story window. Oops.
	6 (38%)
	Oh those sly Ukrainian operatives who blew up the bombers, they managed also to slip fentanyl to surgeons and did the operation themselves. You know the rest.
	1 (6%)
	Lavrov got tired of the second banana crap and pulled an Al Haig, and the plug.
	1 (6%)
	Dugin, supicious that Putin was behind his daughter's car-bombing death, arranged the same for Pootie's ambulance ride to the hospital. It go BOOM.
	0 (0%)
	A long-range missile slammed into the operation theater. Biden, Austin and Blinken all gave a glomar response as for the missile.
	0 (0%)
	Over-anesthetized, in a coma, operation unsuccessful. No report yet of who's in charge.
	7 (44%)
	There was a proposal to replace Lenin's body in Lenin's Tomb with Putin's but it was voted down. Too bad.
	0 (0%)
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[doc03]

1. Here is Hershel Walker's chance to be a surgeon nt

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2. Heehee. I'd vote for him to be Putin's surgeon.

[Wounded Bear]

3. Dr OZ isn't doing much these days...

[HappyCynic]

10. Alternatively...

Ben Carson on neurosurgery (regardless of where the actual injury/problem lies)
Dr Oz to provide supplements post-op to "help" recovery
Hershel Walker as head of security, since he has a "badge"... except on nights of the full moon.

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11. Good cast of characters. Love Walker with his badge comment.

[ProfessorGAC]

4. Went With Careless Gurney Handlers

After all, they must have really big windows & they're open all the time.
Otherwise, they wouldn't have so many "accidents".

[Demanchor]

5. Is there a clause that allows Zelensky to become

Russia’s next leader? I’m all for whatever accomplishes that outcome.

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6. I don't think he'd take it. The Ukrainins don't want to be Russians.

That's why they're fighting. They like being Ukrainians and want nothing to do with Russia.

[Walleye]

7. Caca does sound sort of like a Russian word

[ColinC]

8. Dead meats fate from hot shots