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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBREAKING: Classified documents discovered at my house
ATLANTA, Jan. 24 - At a 1:00 p.m. ET news conference tomorrow, longtime DUer Pinback is expected to reveal the discovery of several classified documents at his Atlanta-area residence. The documents are believed to be printouts of emails from his time as a contractor at {REDACTED}, Inc.
"I had no idea I had anything like that," Pinback reportedly told a confidant, saying he found them in an old manila folder in the bottom drawer of his filing cabinet. "To tell you the truth," he allegedly told the source, "I hardly ever look in there. It's pretty disorganized, and kind of scary, really."
The long-forgotten emails are believed to contain "parodies of corporate announcements written with co-workers and several draft resignation letters."
Effete Snob
(8,387 posts)You can now sort homes on Zillow by whether or not they come with classified documents.
niyad
(113,055 posts)Pinback
(12,151 posts)GopherGal
(2,007 posts)Or is Rudy Giuliani *not* your personal counsel...
Pinback
(12,151 posts)Cobb County landmark, for the non-locals. Or possibly at Chick-Fil-A, I cant remember.
debm55
(24,862 posts)he'll be okay.
DBoon
(22,340 posts)The government can have them back in 2 days. Some cleanup required.
Pinback
(12,151 posts)GGoss
(1,273 posts)Pinback
(12,151 posts)Ive been driving without a lozenge!
GGoss
(1,273 posts)phoenix75
(289 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,569 posts)Atticus
(15,124 posts)I guess I've been driving with expired plates!
Pinback
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Takket
(21,528 posts)kidding of course.....
Pinback
(12,151 posts)live love laugh
(13,079 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(14,007 posts)reveal to authorities the existance these documents.
Pinback
(12,151 posts)FailureToCommunicate
(14,007 posts)Pinback
(12,151 posts)Why, those investors trusted me with their nest eggs! How was I to know that mistakes would be made and assets would evaporate, $199.99 at a time?
😇
littlemissmartypants
(22,569 posts)I just checked the white woven ratan basket between the handlebars of my bicycle and low and behold....
Classified Documents.
Hopefully I will be able to cram them in a generic looking backpack and leave them somewhere around the corner where I never go (usually) and drop them in a stairwell or doorway.
I'm going to rub them all in bacon grease first, though. Hopefully, that will disguise any fingerprints and create a smelly trap for someone who will then get blamed for having them when their prints are found all over them.
Because we all know... nobody can resist bacon!
Pinback
(12,151 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,569 posts)Dr. Strange
(25,916 posts)There's no telling how deep this thing goes!
debm55
(24,862 posts)Pinback
(12,151 posts)central scrutinizer
(11,637 posts)I thought not. Its another alias.
Pinback
(12,151 posts)Sancho
(9,067 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,569 posts)Pinback
(12,151 posts)Well constructed joke.
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)debm55
(24,862 posts)Pinback
(12,151 posts)but my attorney sprung me once hed wiped the hair dye out of his eyes.