8 Middle Age Riot tweets:

[tblue37]

-Middle Age Riot
@middleageriot
Josh Hawley lives in Virginia, represents Missouri, and answers to Russia.

-Middle Age Riot
@middleageriot
Teachers are the vaccine against future Republicans.

-Middle Age Riot
@middleageriot
Ultra MAGA: when regular MAGA isn't racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, factphobic, fascistic, seditious, stupid, cultish, or insane enough.

-Middle Age Riot
@middleageriot
I'm thrilled to have my taxes go toward anyone's education because the fewer stupid motherfuckers the better.

-Middle Age Riot
@middleageriot
BOO-HOO: If she can't go to restaurants, Marjorie Taylor Greene will probably end up eating Hungry-Man dinners at home alone while watching videos of baby seals being clubbed.

-Middle Age Riot
@middleageriot
Marjorie Taylor Greene is upset that she can't go to a restaurant without someone screaming that she's a traitor.

Hey, Marjorie, have you considered not being a traitor?

-Middle Age Riot
@middleageriot
Republicans would rather pay a billionaire's legal fees than a teacher's student loans.

-Middle Age Riot
@middleageriot
Elon Musk: "US media is racist against white people."

US media is owned by white people.

Elon Musk is the Elon Musk of stupid

[MyOwnPeace]

1. They're ALL excellent......

but THIS one screams the loudest (to me....):

Republicans would rather pay a billionaire's legal fees than a teacher's student loans.

And the MAGAts can't see the irony in that - probably because they didn't bother to pay attention when school was free - and certainly didn't bother with paying for any more of that 'education' stuff......

[aggiesal]

3. That's because they're Irony Deficient n/t

[uponit7771]

2. lol 👍, "Elon Musk is the Elon Musk of stupid"

[liberalla]

4. These are so, SO good! Thank you MAR!

[calimary]

5. What? Margie Traitor Gangrene can go into a restaurant anymore

without getting grief from the public?

Well, somebody call the WAAAAAAAAHmbulance. And take her AWAY.

Cry us a river, Empty G. Your well’s run dry.

[CaptainTruth]

6. "Elon Musk is the Elon Musk of stupid"

That one is a keeper!!!

[erronis]

7. Perfect!

May his name go down in history as being the king of stupid. Lots of room for the other little princelings and 'cesses.

[erronis]

8. tblue37 - many thanks for converting these to real human readable text!

[FakeNoose]

9. Many of these would make perfect bumper stickers or protest signs

Awesome collection!