Navy document debunks DeSantis' "Top Gun" image.

[RandySF]

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@TommasinaResist FOIA request by @JimLaPorta produces this Navy document showing DeSantis was an assistant urinalysis coordinator in the Navy. Not a fighter pilot, as he claimed.

An ASSISTANT coordinator. Not even the top urine analyzer.

Yes indeed.
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[Ocelot II]

1. I don't think he ever claimed to be a fighter pilot; he was a JAG

and he had direct contact with detainees at Guantanamo. There are reports that he personally supervised torture of the detainees there, which if true is a whole lot worse than claiming to be a fighter pilot. https://www.floridabulldog.org/2023/01/ron-desantis-accused-torture-at-guantanamo-when-he-was-navy-jag/

[SheltieLover]

16. Omg!

[Takket]

21. Or a urinanalyst for that matter...

[panader0]

27. "assistant urinalysis coordinator" --He handed out the little jars and watched to make sure

the pee-ers didn't cheat.

[Hortensis]

32. Absolutely, Ocelot. A "general attorney," AND now proven to be

a person who shouldn't be trusted with authority over anyone, much less prisoners at Guantanamo.

AND we now know he was also an assistant urinalysis coordinator.

[TheBlackAdder]

38. A coordinator, isn't that somerthing like a community organizer?

[bahboo]

2. can these assholes ever NOT lie?

[Vdizzle]

11. No.

N/T

[area51]

28. +1 n/t

[Skittles]

3. I wonder if he was trying to inspect genitalia back then

what a POS he is

[TheBlackAdder]

39. Probably volunteered to hold the penises of the sailors so they wouldn't miss the cup.

[lpbk2713]

4. Aint that a pisser.

...

[TheBlackAdder]

40. So, if DeSantis ever says he enjoys Watersports, we now know what he means by it.

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https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/09/watersports-10-people-describe-why-theyre-into-it-7530423/

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[UTUSN]

5. K & Big R#5!

[Cha]

6. Bwah! deSantos.. no wonder

I used to get their names mixed up. :

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[littlemissmartypants]

7. Further explanation for the white boots. Can't be too careful in that job.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

29. This job may well explain the white boots

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[calimary]

8. So he was a piss tester?

That means he’s nothing but a piss ant.

[Bluesaph]

10. You win!

[malaise]

20. DUzy

[KPN]

9. AUC!!!

Assistant Urinalysis Coordinator! Too funny!

[NJCher]

13. Please, please

Some reporter, ask him about this at a press conference.

Could even have some fun with it by asking, “in your analysis, sir….”

[rubbersole]

12. "Highway to the Urinal"

Wonder if they called him Goose?

[Grokenstein]

14. "Your majesty! You look like the Piss Boy!!"

[icymist]

15. Oh piss boy!

[SheltieLover]

17. He's a qpuke, lips moving, it's a lie.

[North Shore Chicago]

18. Oh Ron....

Urine a tad of trouble.

[PuraVidaDreamin]

19. Weak Stream DeSantis

No flow strength

[Emile]

22. He should team up with George Santos.

[Kaleva]

23. Has he ever claimed to have been a fighter pilot?

Or is this disinformation?

[scarletlib]

24. He did a commercial for his re-election:Helmet on heading to jet. You draw the obvious conclusion

[dalton99a]

30. +1. At least George W Bush was a real pilot

[RobinA]

37. Pffft...

So he says. I have my doubts that he ever piloted a plane without an instructor.

[Kaleva]

33. That's like saying many people thought Dukakis claimed to be a tank commander

Because that campaign ad inferred that he was was.

Confirmation bias just doesn't affect Fox viewers and this is an example

[lame54]

47. Dukakis payed a Yuge price for that. So, let DeSanPiss pay as well

[Kaleva]

48. Do you think that the price Dukakis paid was fair?

[dalton99a]

25. Ron DeSantis, fearless U.S. Navy assistant urinalysis coordinator

[Sancho]

42. Was the "Facilities Coordinator"...

...because he lined everybody up at the urinal?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. TFG is searching for a nickname for DeathSantis

This could be amusing

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[LetMyPeopleVote]

34. A countdown has started.

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[Vinca]

31. LOL - that must be one step up from turd counter.

[Baitball Blogger]

35. So, Trump loves golden showers, and Ron De Santis tests urine.

They would make one hell of a team.

[boston bean]

36. Trump ought to go with l'il P.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

41. Former Guantnamo detainee alleges DeSantis tortured him, others during hunger strike

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217707434

[liberalla]

43. Why am I not surprised? !!! Everything is a SHAM with these people!

[calimary]

44. Maybe his idea of a "top gun" is he keeps wrapped in underwear

and hidden behind a zipper…

[hack89]

45. Typical Navy officer collateral duty

When I was on active duty, that was one of my collateral duties. By regulation it had to be an officer or senior petty officer.

Not a big deal.

[lame54]

46. Make sure the Top is on Gun