"McConnell Hospitalized After Tripping at a Washington Hotel"

[Pinback]

Be careful out there, people.

[NewDayOranges]

1. I think he asked his wife for sex and she pushed him

Down the stairs... AGAIN!

[Laffy Kat]

3. Eww. I don't blame her. nt

[vanlassie]

2. Sounds kinda.... Russian.

[Tikki]

15. Sure does..

Tikki

[mercuryblues]

21. He fell down 1 stair

has bruises all over his body and a massive brain bleed. Russian asset #1 is rumored to be absolutely giddy over this unsolicited, totally surprising, turn of events.

[gab13by13]

4. No discussion from the MSM about his age or senility?

Just imagine if President Biden had fallen.

[samplegirl]

6. No just Biden

when he falls off a bike! Time to step down!

[global1]

14. Isn't McConnell Older Than Biden?....nt

[ramen]

18. Every piece I have encountered about this event lists his age in the first paragraph or two. nt

[FalloutShelter]

5. Was it blotter acid?

[Pinback]

8. Mr. Unnatural, I think

[Wicked Blue]

10. Purple haze

or windowpane

[Pinback]

19. Yes!

[FalloutShelter]

20. LOL

Good one.

[Effete Snob]

7. Good thing he stays on the first floor

[Coventina]

9. I don't dare say what I'm thinking.

Our current SCOTUS was constructed by this..........thing.

Calling him a turtle is an insult to turtles.

[usonian]

11. Trippy!

[womanofthehills]

12. So interesting - no info on his condition this morning

If it was mild, we would be hearing he’s resting comfortably. Break his hip? Concussion? Heart Attack?
Why no info?

[CincyDem]

13. Mortality rate for a hip fracture over 80 is 1 in 5.

Public service announcement

[lame54]

16. They tried to warn him about the brown acid

[Talitha]

17. Don't leave those bourbon bottles lying around.

[Beachnutt]

23. Drunk ?

[CTyankee]

24. I'm his age and I have given up wine drinking. Hubby, too. Too many hazards as we get up in

years. It's too bad because I love wine and it relaxes me, but the trade offs are too many.