Lauren Boebert: Professional Rake Stepper

[edbermac]

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[MustLoveBeagles]

1. Oops!

[Justice matters.]

39. Should have said the trump administration ...

Stoopid magats in her district will say the last admin was Obama's.

Name hair furhair's name loud and clear? Can't do that...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. Boebert is really a stupid person

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

7. she is

[rurallib]

15. and as Obama one said "and she's proud of it!"

[bdamomma]

19. She's

in competition with MTG. 2 freaking weirdos

[ornotna]

29. Ease up now

She's gonna be a Grandma

[The Jungle 1]

48. Yea don't ya love those Christian values.

[Earth-shine]

3. Not ready for congress. Not ready to be a grandma.

[Ray Bruns]

35. And definitely not ready for prime time

[Harker]

46. Makes me wonder what it is she's angling toward.

Obscurity?

[Torchlight]

4. Dir. Ahuja's wonderfully dry response had a

just the tiniest hint of "you have to be a least this smart to ride the rides" to it, I thought.

[canuckledragger]

5. I dunno, I expected this.

Republicans always try to gaslight folks by trying to blame all the failures of their own past administration(s) on the current or incoming one.

Remember the ReaganPhone thing they tried to pin on Obama as a free giveaway for people Repubs thought didn't deserve anything? It was program started by Reagan to provide a phone # for welfare recipients looking for work, expanded on by Bush, and updated by Obama to include tech not available at the time the law was written like cellphones.

[Abigail_Adams]

38. As usual for them.

Remember Bush II's worldwide financial debacle of 2007-2008? It damn near equaled the Great Depression in its destructiveness--on working people, that is. On the day Obama was inaugurated in 2009, one right-wing newscaster, immediately after the swearing-in, referred to the "Obama recession."

[mgardener]

6. I would go as far as to say

Her constituents have not been represented in Congress by her
She shows up, but no one is home

[inthewind21]

45. But

Is she logging in?

[OMGWTF]

8. Insert drum sting here,

[11 Bravo]

9. There's stupid, there's colossally stupid, and then there's Boebert stupid.

[Mr. Evil]

12. Hah!

The Bobo Standard!

[Lonestarblue]

16. Too stupid to be measure!

[calimary]

51. She's just Bimboebert to me.

[ShazzieB]

10. Am I the only one was disappointed that the video didn't include Boebert's reaction? 😉

I had to watch it twice to be sure, as it automatically starts over.

Ahuja's dry response to the question was great, but now I'm eaten up with curiosity about how Boebert reacted. Blank stare? Indignant denial? Wordless huffing? The possibilities are endless!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

21. Hopefully a Larry David "Curb" take.

[Brother Buzz]

11. I love that headline. Totally LOVE it!

I just love it when these nimrods' gotcha moment blows up in their face

And now I'm riffing on Sideshow Bob

[Ray Bruns]

36. Definitely stealing that one

[Mr. Evil]

13. America...

Land of the dumb. Home of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

[rubbersole]

14. Why didn't Obama stop 9/11?

These rw idiots are going to provide countless moments of comedy in the next few years. Too bad the country is going to suffer immeasurably. 😞

[John1956PA]

17. "Angora Bouquet" is a 1977 SNL commercial spoof wherein Jane Curtin steps on a rake.

The slogan for the faux face-washing product is, "Angora Bouquet washes your brain as well as your face."

[Cha]

18. Dumb Shit BoboBert.

[cayugafalls]

20. What do you get when you cross Dilbert and Bobo The Clown?

I do not even need to answer...

The only thing missing from that clip is her stepping out of a tiny red car before asking that question.

[3catwoman3]

22. Sarchasm - the intellectual gap between a person with biting wit and...

...the person to stupid to get it.

One of my favorite neologisms.

Ignoranus is another favorite - someone who is both stupid AND an asshole.

[MyOwnPeace]

32. Shades of 'Sniglets!'

Sniglets - words that SHOULD be in the dictionary - but aren't.

https://groovyhistory.com/sniglets-list-rich-hall-words-dictionary/5

[FSogol]

42. +1 n/t

[jaxexpat]

23. Just once, I'd like to hear someone in a hearing setting ask these MAGAT's.....

"How damned dumb are you?". When it finally comes to that, they'll get a little shy of running their shows. 24/7 mockery and derision in every venue can do more than the DOJ apparently will.

[soldierant]

25. But - Dunning-Kruger - they're not competent to answer that question.

[gratuitous]

24. But Boehbert's wearing her "smart" glasses!

That means whatever she says is right.

[Warpy]

26. And too dopey to realize what keeps smacking her in the face and why

Box of rocks, bag of hammers sack of hair, all smarter than she is.

[soldierant]

27. She's going to be a grandmother

Her 17-year-old son impregnated his 15-year-old girl frirnd.

Unless the GF is smart enough to get an abortion, which would be perfectly legal and safe in COlorado. But if she succumbed to a Boebert, she probably isn't.

[louis-t]

41. I believe the girl is 8 months pregnant so

not likely to get abortion.

[soldierant]

50. Ah, yes. It's a little late then.

Well, she has my sympathy.

[progressoid]

28. She's Wile E Coyote

[CatWoman]

31. actually she's a female Sideshow Bob

[progressoid]

33. Hahahaha!

[lpbk2713]

30. "Yeah but ... yeah but ... yeah but ...

but what does facts have to do with anything?"

[czarjak]

34. Cock-sure stupidity. And proud of it too.

[Paladin]

37. Smooth move, grandmama. (nt)

[jcgoldie]

40. She's so stupid

These fools are so terrible at math that they repeatedly cite stats from the Trump administration in an attempt to criticize Biden. Well that and they are just deliberately obfuscating... but in her case I think its an honest case of ignorance.

[Sogo]

43. Wish they had shown her face after that remark...

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

44. Not the brightest bulb

[The Jungle 1]

47. "Hey Moe hey Larry"

“Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk”
Credit, The Three Stooges

It is a shame there is nothing funny about moebert the stooge.
What is scary is that the repukes are unable to get her to shut her piehole. They have zero control over members.

[Maru Kitteh]

49. That's a FANTASTIC idea for a negative campaign ad.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

52. Her 17 year old son just got a 15 year old pregnant.

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