The rednecked coloradodo bird.

[highplainsdem]

Charlie Fox FTW again...

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Charlie Fox
@seafocks

Replying to @laurenboebert

The rednecked coloradodo bird. Communicates by opening mouth and allowing wind to blow through its empty head. Scientists are amazed that it survives the current Colorado climate, though it does seem to be on the verge of disappearing. Defecates orally.

[sakabatou]

1. *snort*

[Walleye]

2. Is she trying to make a point with this post. She needs to take basic English composition

[Bernardo de La Paz]

8. A question mark is part of basic punctuation. Can I loan you one? . . . nt

[3Hotdogs]

3. Didn't Audubon people identify a sub-species in Georgia?

They're not sure if it is a sub-species or a genetic mutant.

[Jerry2144]

4. The results from her recent optometrist exam leaked online

When the doctor dilated her eyes and took a picture, the picture clearly shows a little sign that says, “Vacancy. Space for Rent. Inquire within.”

[sdfernando]

5. I've seen that bird!

...and I wish I never knew it existed!

[Chainfire]

6. She wears her hair long so people can't see that there is nothing between her ears.

[Mr. Evil]

11. There is something between her ears.

It's called, Shit.

[Traildogbob]

7. Haaa

The very first thing that came to mind before I even tapped to open the post. Closer to a damn buzzard or one of the other detritus feeders in the Class Aves.

[gldstwmn]

9. That reads like she ate an edible from the dispensary that occupies her now defunct restaurant.

[republianmushroom]

10. like the posting