On Trump Force One, KFC Is On The Menu and 45 Is Still President

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

(Bloomberg) -- Donald Trump wants back in the White House — badly. Look no further than the recreation of Air Force One protocols on his recent trip to Iowa, the key Republican early-voting primary state.

There had been questions as to whether he was fully committed to a third White House bid after a lackluster November announcement. But the vernacular and procedures evident in traveling with the former president and current front-runner for the GOP nomination cast light on Trump’s yearning for the trappings of the White House.

His Boeing 757, dubbed “Trump Force One,” a blue, red and white plane with his last name in bold, gold lettering, was visible from the road near the private Palm Beach airport, just as Air Force One was when Trump would visit Mar-a-Lago as president.

The small group of reporters traveling with Trump on March 13 were given gold, octagonal lanyards that said “Trump Force One Press Pool,” near-replicas of those issued during his administration. President Joe Biden’s White House has since changed the traveling badges to a longer, rectangular shape.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-force-one-kfc-menu-190037133.html

This fuck face needs to be committed. What a pathetic sense of entitlement.

[Diamond_Dog]

1. He is good at pretending.

[LoisB]

2. Right. He even pretends to be a human being.

[EYESORE 9001]

3. Please forgive me for taking artistic license with the following excerpt

The former president hopped out of a black sport utility vehicle, waved and flashed a tiny clenched fist and boarded.

I’ll leave it to you to find out what I changed.

[allegorical oracle]

4. Have always believed that he considered himself a movie star, not just some inept businessman or

TV celeb. His mother was a wanna-be actress, I read in a biographical article about him. And he undeniably has a sense of the dramatic. So now he's playing the role of POTUS in his own mind. One sick f**ker.

[keep_left]

5. They're not kidding about Trump's seemingly continuous intake of fast food.

Shortly after Trump’s plane was wheels up from Iowa back to Palm Beach, a flight attendant walked to the front with a large red and white bucket of KFC chicken. Aides went back and forth to the plane’s kitchen with plates of fried chicken, mashed potatoes and macaroni and cheese. Coconut pie was served for dessert. The soundtrack from his rallies lightly played on the plane’s speakers.

One wonders how he has survived this long.

[Initech]

6. I've said before that crap on a silver platter is the perfect metaphor for Chump.

[dalton99a]

7. Kick

Trump again held a freewheeling conversation with reporters, and it was clear he was eager to tear into DeSantis. In response to a reporter’s question about a Bloomberg story on nicknames he was mulling, Trump said “Tiny D’s good.”

The former president knocked his potential rival for perceived disloyalty, launching into a diatribe about DeSantis working in a law firm in an alternate reality.

“Right now he’d be working at a law office. Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz. Where’s my f——— governor? Where’s my governor? Get him over here! He’s got 10 minutes or we’re gonna fire him. That’s what he’d be doing right now,” Trump said, laughing.

As Chuck Berry’s “Johnny B. Goode” played over the speakers, Trump told reporters, “Remember, this Ron DeSanctimonious would be right now working probably at a law firm or maybe a Pizza Hut. I hope you had a good time.”

[Takket]

8. please tell me the FAA doesn't let him fly under that callsign

[ZonkerHarris]

9. Give Trump a knife and he'll stab DeSantis in the chest. Some good quotes in there

he hates the guy
this should be fun