Hey, there! This is your old pal, Zelmo Thudpucker, once again bringing you cutting edge

[Atticus]

intelligence from Cracker's Neck.

Now, Duane down at "Duane's Beer and Ammo", has a brother-in-law whose first ex's nail technician used to play canasta with one of the New York grand jurors and he let it slip to the pizza delivery guy who also mows the lawn of Duane's mother-in-law and he told her that Trump is about to be indicted for one count of Lecherous Perversion, one count of Philandery and five counts of Aggravated Assholery.

Who needs those cable folks! Amiright?

You're welcome.

[Haggis 4 Breakfast]

1. glad to see your time is being well-spent, Atticus.

And that your social network is so well resourced.

[Wounded Bear]

2. "You're"

[Atticus]

3. And "you're" thanked. ( Sometimes ol' Zelmo messes up 'em punkchewayshun thingies!) nt

[ananda]

4. uarite

[rsdsharp]

5. Uarite. Ain't that the stuff that glows in the dark?

[Talitha]

6. Absolutely superb!

What a classic!