"What do you mean? It could be very Presidental!" . . . Please come CAPTION Alan Dershowitz!!!

[skip fox]

Alan Dershowitz is saying: "So I told him to keep his mug shot and popularize it like Frank Sinatra did. He'll be on every college student's dorm room wall! . . . Bigger than Elvis! . . . Think of the crowds!"




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Above CAPTION is satirical but it's very close to what he actually said on the following clip at Crooks & Liars
:

https://crooksandliars.com/2023/03/dershowitz-tells-trump-sell-t-shirts-his

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. "I'm about to hurl because my own words are making me sick."

[skip fox]

3. It's the thought that counts. I mean, it's a lovely CAPTION but

due to dislocations due to his ego, the subject is far beyond the ability to feel.

[Walleye]

2. Make the hair all crazy, it will go viral

[Submariner]

4. This shilling will not go over well with the Martha's Vineyard crowd

I can imagine all the restaurants and bars on the island telling him to GTF out of here, and don't come back. This fascination with representing the treason weasel will not result in a happy ending for this guy.

Summer on the Vineyard was his life. He is just shunned now.

[underpants]

5. Mathew Whitaker was actually the acting Attorney General of the US

He previously sold toilets that kept well endowed men’s junk out of the water.

[lapfog_1]

6. if there is a mushot or an actual picture of TFG behind bars

it might well go up in dorm rooms... but only as the picture on a dart board.

[skip fox]

7. Now there's a pleasant thought!

[Kid Berwyn]

8. "Mr. Whitaker's toilet can handle any load, even yours Ms. Bartiromo."

“Handles the biggest loads.”

[skip fox]

9. Nice.

[skip fox]

10. "Of course, in America no man is above the law. But some men simply aren't men.

Or hasn't the second coming taught us anything?

[Johonny]

11. I really don't see any impact. The American people know the justice system is above politics.

If a political figure like Trump or even myself did something like say, just for a hypothetical example, had sex with minors, were blackmailed over it, and let's say that evidence was then collected along with over a thousand other pieces of evidence by the justice department during a raid of a known sex trafficker's home, then we'd see arrests of the men that did these acts. I really think that we would. There is no way that evidence in the hands of the AG would just disappear with no mention in the news as to what happened to it or why the AG didn't act on it. We're talking about a case here where we have women that were minors at the time that have given sworn statements to having sexual activity with these men. Are we to believe somehow politics would make the AG just look the other way. Come on, not in this country.

Oh, and for no additional reason at all, I want to make clear that while you can only see my head right now, I do have my underpants on.

[skip fox]

12. As always: Right on and terribly off!